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Land @land

I ain’t no one in particular, I’m just a fella

Joined April 2009
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
8 Jan 2025
🚨 #BREAKING: Eaton Fire is rapidly approaching a facility storing hundreds of pounds of chlorine gas, per LA Fire radio traffic Firefighters going door to door evacuating nearby residences GET OUT NOW!

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29 Oct 2024
Tired of all these Zeppo babies (offspring of Zeppo Marx?)
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3 Oct 2024
A grub hub is also a compost bin, if we are talking about larva
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23 Aug 2024
Kamala looks like the president in one of those space movies set in the future
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12 Aug 2024
That was a real jerky one for me #earthquake
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9 Jun 2024
My new thing is “poppin’ bottles” as default reaction instead of thumbs up. Text me for champagne emoji 🍾
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6 Jun 2024
My friend Weedly has got an electric guitar instead of a head. He gets laid a lot, but I think deep down he just wishes he had a regular human head. I can tell when he's bluffing in poker because he fidgets with his whammy bar.
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30 May 2024
netnutz.net is taken? wtf
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1 May 2024
What’s up earthquake twitter - did ya feel that one
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9 Feb 2024
What an earthquake! What up twitter
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16 Dec 2023
Whenever I read a youtube comment that's like "this makes me nostalgic for something I've never experienced" I feel deja vu
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20 Aug 2023
Now too much time has passed for me to X about the earthquake
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Land retweeted
Aviva Siegel@livinlavivaloca
3 Jul 2023
☀️ Mr. Sun ☀️
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Land@land
10 Jun 2023
Deeply regret not buying this hat when I was at the Universal Studios gift shop.
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Land retweeted
Talkies ᑕOᗰEᗪY@Talkiescomedy
7 Jun 2023
🍊NEXT THURS 6/15 8PM 👄Talkies is back at @whammyanalogmedia This month we got: 🧡Megan Gailey 🐅Casey Ley 🥕Jenny Yang 🍑Geri Courtney Austein 📙Joshua Kilcoyne 🧶Hosted by talkies crew Aviva Siegel, Land Smith, Nick Stargu, & George Chen 🎃Ticket link in bio!
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Aviva Siegel@livinlavivaloca
31 May 2023
had three missed calls from my mom this morn before she finally got her msg through
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Land@land
29 Mar 2023
Product idea: bag full of do not eat packets with one piece of jerky
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13 Mar 2023
The power of cinema’s captivating storytelling
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Talkies ᑕOᗰEᗪY@Talkiescomedy
9 Mar 2023
Talkies is coming back to the Bay with two✌️killer lineups! 🏞️ Sac Comedy Spot 4/10: -Sad Vicious -Becky Lynn -Jesse Fernandez 🌉SF Punch Line 4/11: -Sad Vicious -Ashley Monique -Jesse Fernandez 🎟️ Ticket link in bio!
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Land@land
8 Feb 2023
From now on I’m only getting pictures taken of half my face. What’s the difference? You already know what the other half looks like - pretty much the same
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