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@lanechanged
Feb 25
Imagine having this much fun at your job.
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Kaylan_TX
@Kaylan_TX_
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Radical liberal Sir Isaac Newton discovered that same “woke ideology” back in 1672. And that ladies & gentlemen is the real origin story of the pride flag😉#HappyPride🏳️‍🌈
Chisme 𖤐
@ihyChismexx
Jun 12
Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
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@lanechanged
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Atheists give far more grace to humanity than your average Christian becuz it's actual humans we choose to wake up to everyday & still believe in.
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G. Person@Gpersonobserver
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I have to unravioli the meaning.
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Sweeny@FluentVulgarian
Jun 12
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Last one with the tiki torch is a rotten egg!
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Birthday is in 17 days…: just sayin 😏
Lindsay Adams 👽@LAtweets22
Jun 13
I don’t need another water bottle I don’t need another water bottle I don’t need another water bottle I don’t need another water bottle I don’t need another water bottle
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A veces el alma necesita silencio, para entender todo lo que el cuerpo no puede explicar. Así es que no le empuje a hablar. Tómese su tiempo 💚
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@lanechanged
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This is why MAGA can't eat Chinese.
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Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊@chef_Bruce
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Average human is 2-3 cubic feet, so you know which freezer to buy. Just takes some aggressive origami
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On the scale of Trailer Park Trashy, an MMA fight on the lawn of the People's House clocks in solidly at *doublewide*.
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If it takes the threat of eternal hell to make you a good person, you were never a good person.
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Friendly reminder: 8 billion people share this planet with a few thousand billionaires—and, for the first time, one trillionaire. If we really want change, we can make it happen anytime we want.
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@lanechanged
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You can't *save* a man, but if it's big enough you can keep a couple of 'em in the freezer. 😉
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗
@LucifersTweetz
Jun 12
Studies show intelligent people reject conservatism.
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ATaleTold@ataletold
Jun 12
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Yeah, but if you saw the Obama thing, HE did NOT miss... Magnificent burn. I was, like, ...

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@LucifersTweetz
Jun 12
We’re very close to a transition. My HR team is working out the details.
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@LucifersTweetz
Jun 12
The best way to make America Great Again is to make the government fear the people again.
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Shannon
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Jun 12
Being an adult is wild because one day you get a little sleepy then you stay that way for the rest of your life
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