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So @realDonaldTrump keeps telling us he has destroyed 100% of Iran's military capabilities yet somehow they just launched a new strike on Israel. So which notorious liar is lying this time? #Trump or #Netanyahu ? #IranWar‌
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Watching @GatorsMBK fans try to cope with being outcoached is honestly the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long while. These people need therapy lol
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This is not a knock on any of the other players projected to go high in the draft, but if you have that #1 pick and you don't pick @AJ_Dybantsa you are probably making a mistake. Even in just one game in the NCAA tournament, he made it clear he is the most talented. #MarchMadness
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Forcing Iowa to use both challenges on obvious bad calls in a close game is classic NCAA refereeing lol #IOWAvsUF
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#IOWAvsUF I would love to blame the refs for this game, because they've been terrible but if you're the Hawkeyes you have to make those free throws if you want to win this game.
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#IOWAvsUF That ball came directly off the Florida player's hand and hit the ref standing out of bounds directly in eyeball and the ref still wants to give it to Florida. Not suspicious at all
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Such a shame to hear about Rondale Moore. I know it had to be tough to constantly be injured year after year and never be able to show off that talent, but he seemed like such a good kid that I just wish he realized that he had so much more to live for. RIP
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I see a lot of supposedly educated #MAGA claiming that because the U.S. is the only country that uses America in their name that we are America. In English, the language they love, "of" denotes that something is a part, component, or subset of a larger whole. Lesson of the day.
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I wish #MAGA would realize that most of would like them to just have a TPUSA channel there at all times so they can go watch their shit and circle jerk each other in peace and fade away into silence
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I also do so love how #MAGA is so insistent that we speak only the language of the foreign country of England that we fought and gained our independence from. Geniuses, every one of them. One day they're sucking Trump's dick the next day it's Charles, I guess.
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It's amazing how many #MAGA claimed they would never watch Bad Bunny's halftime show or ever watch an NFL game again (for the 15th time) yet every one of them is one here talking about how they saw it and that it was terrible. These fucking knuckleheads are geniuses lol
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I feel sorry for all the small minded people who missed a great #SuperBowl half time show with Bad Bunny. It was a lot better than the game has been. But they were busy listening to Kid Rock who likes to sing about sex with underage girls because that's what the president likes
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So just did my taxes and wondering where the $2k return is. Just asking for all the knuckleheaded mouthbreathers who believed they were getting it lol @realDonaldTrump
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I hear that if you get a new phone line at @Mintmobile Hollywood's biggest shill @VancityReynolds will produce and be in a documentary about your life. Just remember you have to pay at least 3 months service in advance then the price will go up to cover costs of the film.
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Listeria Lanthropipe retweeted
16 Nov 2025
As a former 3x All-Conference FG holder, I find this so gross. The ball got down in time; laces were out. Make the kick or don't say anything at all.
15 Nov 2025
Alabama kicker Conor Talty yelling at the long snapper after missing a FG kick at the end of the half 😬
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Listeria Lanthropipe retweeted
15 Nov 2025
Replying to @HawkEmDownChris
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Probably the best way to start officiating the tush push is just to throw the flag before the snap because you know the whole line is going early @NFL
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So Geno Smith is a rookie, right? No? Holy shit, you could have fooled me. This guy is cooked. How many times can a guy take a sack on 4th down in a season before you say enough? @Raiders The guy is just laying down at this point. Bad Thursday Night Football
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Alright #MAGA knuckleheads who keep posting you wouldn't be able to protest if you had a king. You are sorely incorrect. You can protest in the UK, and surprise they have a king. What you seem to be doing is confusing king with dictator, but hey be uneducated #NoKings
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After watching Jalen Ramsey getting complete embarrassed by both Chase and Higgins on multiple occasions, I have determined he would fit right in on the @dallascowboys secondary with Bland and Diggs. Overpaid and useless. #SteelersVsBengals
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