Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
Joined July 2022
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Lanzifer Longinus retweeted
One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.
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Lanzifer Longinus retweeted
Iβm currently at a hospital waiting to claim a long-overdue soul.
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Jun 12
With membership in steady decline, Southern Baptists have apparently concluded the problem is that they haven't been excluding enough women.
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Jun 11
Stranger: Why are you always sitting alone?
Me: I don't want Trump supporters sitting next to me.
Stranger:Why?
Me: Call it voluntary segregation...
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Jun 10
Evangelical: Christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship.
Me: Oh really? I have a symbiotic relationship with my horses, my cats, and my garden. If I take care of them they take care of me. What has your god done for me? He hasn't even produced a turd...
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Jun 10
I decided it was less than becoming of a jouster to take the ahimsa approach to Satanism...
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Jun 10
Ok, fine. I've lowered my standards in order to not come off as a pompous elitist. As long as you aren't a Trump supporter then I think we can get along and reconcile our other differences. That's the only deal breaker I have left. The enemy of my enemy is my friend...
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Lanzifer Longinus retweeted
Jan. 6 rioter, and Nazi Jake Lang was just arrested again in Dallas County, and charged with terroristic threats.
He is being held on $1 million bond. π
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Lanzifer Longinus retweeted
I donβt know who needs to hear this, but you can hate your government and love your country at the same time.
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Lanzifer Longinus retweeted
Republicans will tell you torture is OK, executing people is OK, but say something about abortion and all of a sudden theyβre pro-life.
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