INTP 🏳️🌈 (he/him)
Joined April 2010
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9 May 2025
Yo @NintendoAmerica send your Ultimate Game Boy of Pittsburgh a Switch 2 purchase invite
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19 Feb 2025
My time off request system at work has more checks and balances than the US government
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8 Jan 2025
my sincere wish for 2025 is for pro tools to stop defaulting to trying to play sound out of my computer's microphone
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25 Dec 2024
Merry Christmas to all the family members in charge of collecting the wrapping paper scraps and throwing them in a trash bag
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11 Nov 2024
Knowing anything about anything really makes conspiracy theories less enjoyable
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6 Nov 2024
I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist
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6 Nov 2024
At least maybe we’ll finally get that great punk rock resurgence we were supposed to get 8 years ago?
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5 Nov 2024
Remember to start every work conversation today by saying WEIRD DAY HUH GUESS WE GOTTA KEEP ON DOING OUR JOBS LIKE THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY ISN’T AT STAKE anyway just following up on some slacks I sent last week
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4 Nov 2024
Remember to make a voting plan
• Plot out your route on a paper map just in case
• Practice filling in bubbles to make sure you don’t go outside the lines
• Check to make sure it’s not Opposite Day
• Clear an appropriate area on your clothing for the “I Voted” sticker
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26 Jul 2024
Camera man dodging raindrops to keep singing BMX mime’s face clearly in frame deserves a technical achievement Emmy
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24 Jul 2024
Introducing the next vice president of the United States, Swingstatey McSwingstate
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29 May 2024
A statement from the Vox Media Union, @thrillistunion and @thedodounion on the partnership between Vox Media and OpenAI.
We’re excited to partner with @openai to help inform ChatGPT and to develop innovative products for our audiences and advertising partners. voxmedia.com/2024/5/29/24166…
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8 May 2024
I got to talk about a fantastic movie with a fantastic person, @markrennie! This was so fun patreon.com/posts/103354358?…
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Travis Larchuk retweeted
23 Apr 2024
I miss real quiz shows
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16 Apr 2024
What are your plans to evacuate us from this train. It has been close to 5 hours now.
We apologize for the inconvenience, Tom. Please reach out to us after your travel is complete. You can reach us here, or by calling 1-800-872-7245.
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16 Apr 2024
My suggestions for how to improve The Traitors
-2 pots: 1 for traitors, 1 for faithfuls - winning team gets their pot
-money lost on challenges goes in traitors' pot (sabotage incentive)
-banishments are worth ~$10k to faithfuls' pot if a traitor is banished and vice versa
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5 Apr 2024
It’s like a tectonic plate can’t even fart without everybody and their mom going on about it
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