In this thread I will be cataloging all my freshness:

Nigga is that George Bush?!?

I’m due for a nice makeout sesh. I deserve that.

I’m an ahk. Bean pie one of the greatest pies in the world. Only second to poontang.

I should’ve hit Odunde yesterday.

It’s funny to me that the Seinfeld episode about jacking off got all the buzz when there’s an episode where George talks about eating pussy so badly that he got tapped on the shoulder like the manager coming to the pitcher’s mound to relieve him.

🚨 TOGASHI TRAVAILLE ACTUELLEMENT SUR LA CHAPITRE 431 DE HUNTER X HUNTER ! IL SE DONNE À FOND !

This some #realyearning goin on big dog, you wouldn’t know nothing about that

Afro Brazilian 🇧🇷

Bro challenged the endgame boss Season 1 😭

I seriously would give up the entire Fast and the Furious franchise for a sequel to this.

The Yankees take two of three from the Blue Jays, putting Toronto 10 games behind New York in the AL East. The Yankees are now 43-27 on the season.

I still can’t believe they’re having a UFC event on the White House lawn tonight we really living in one wild ass simulation.

This is an insult to Monte Ellis

Bryan Danielson comments on putting over Kofi Kingston at WrestleMania 35 only for Kofi to get squashed by Brock Lesnar at the SmackDown FOX premiere: “To me, the whole thing was magic. And you look at the live events, like the number of shows that he did for WWE, the amount of TV time that he filled in every time, going out there and always having a positive attitude and all that kind of stuff. What a great human being, you know what I mean? Like I said, it was my favorite match. I think the whole thing was my favorite part of my WWE career. And conversely, the most demoralized I ever was was seeing him lose it to Brock Lesnar the way that he did.” (The Ringer)

I love when big breasted women be wearing them little ass tops. Titties just be hangin out like a nigga wit no job

Fin I did 😂

BEN RICE HOME RUN FOR THE LEAD IN THE NINTH!

I been picturing you taking off ya clothes for me I been literally curving all these hoes for ya

Me and my work bae before I have to go home to my annoying girlfriend