Oracle & Java developer, father of 2 girls, squash, cycling, skiing, flyfishing and more
Joined July 2011
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28 Feb 2025
Tragisk avgjørelse! Ser rimelig klart ut. Ser tilbake. Kutter foran. Kontakt. Obstruksjon. #skivmtrondheim
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26 Jul 2024
@OracleDatabase #OracleEBR Can you explain this? 4 editions: ora$base, e1, e2 and e3. Create a package ('tst') spec and body with one procedure p1 in e1. Then replace both spec and body and add another procedure p2 in e2. e3 inherit spec from e2 but body from e1 (invalid)???
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10 Jan 2023
Call for Speakers for JCON EUROPE 2023 is open and I've just submitted a session! sessionize.com/jcon-europe-2…
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10 Nov 2022
#OracleACE @oracleace After a few years of Covid absence, I look forward to start contributing in the Oracle society again.
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29 Sep 2022
OUGN 2023 is coming up. Not "the boat", but Oslo is a great place to meet Oracle fellows. C4P is out - papercall.io/ougn2023 @OUGN @oracleace
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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
14 Jan 2022
New “Faster” is at amzn.to/3HZwGDb now, but weirdly listed as “Hardcover $83.99 (2 New from $32.99).” Not sure what’s going on there, but the “correct” list price is $32.99.
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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
7 Jan 2022
For my Master Thesis I'm looking for an active software project that uses an #Oracle database, but doesn't have full CI/CD for the database set up yet, but wants to!
Goal is to build a #CICD pipeline and get metrics before and after implementation.
➡️ DM me, if interested!
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10 Sep 2021
⏰ Last call for all you techy #graduates out there to apply. We're on a journey you don't want to miss🏃♀️ tietoevry.smh.re/3bC
1 Jul 2021
Hey world! I just supported Jegerpodden on @Patreon, and you can too! Internet high-five? Worth every penny! patreon.com/jegerpodden?utm_…
1 Jul 2021
@SAS #poorcustomerservice Waiting for over 1 hour in phone for support. Next time I'll choose another airline. You cancelled my flight, now I'm curious how you will solve this. Must admit, I don't expect much! Another reason to change airline next time.
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1 Jul 2021
@SAS #poorcustomerservice "We'll soon answer your call!" Sure! I don't think 1 hour and 30 minutes count as SOON. I don't think I want to fly with a company which doesn't take customers more seriously.
2 Mar 2021
Voice:"We are currently experiencing an increase number of calls. In case you do not want to wait, you can send the case through the e-mail or self-service portal. Your call is very important to us." The self-service portal... that's why I'm calling you! The e-mail?????
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3 Feb 2021
What the heck is @ChandlerDBA doing? Looking forward to part 2 about the #Oracle optimizer
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6 Jan 2021
Enjoying @ChandlerDBA talk about Oracle Optimizer transformations at @AIOUG. Always something to learn from Neil. Looking forward to part 2 in about a month!
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11 Dec 2020
Is this what you call support @TeliaCompany ?
"You have place 9 in the queue and the expected queue time is 46 minute (s)."
26 Oct 2020
Oracle gives me:
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26.10.2020 23.01.14,387613000 GMT 26.10.2020 22:01:14 00 02:00:00.387613
12 Oct 2020
#oracle #Java #performance Connection Pool Sizing Concepts - Community Event By AIOUG aioug.org/events/connection-…. Highly recommended for Oracle DBAs and developers coding towards relational databases!
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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
8 Jul 2020
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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
7 Jul 2020
On July 8th, Oracle Groundbreakers India Yatra 2020 is hosting Database sessions by @floo_bar, @martinberx, @lasjen, @dodwaldbv, and @MartinDBA!
aioug.org/ogyatra-2020?day=0… @OracleDevs #GroundbreakersTour @OGYatra #ogyatra
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