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something I still think about from time to time is when I started playing league of legends I was so disappointed to find out that every single cool thing my bf at the time had put into our dnd campaign was ripped wholesale from different pieces of LoL lore
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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
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I’m gonna start dropping the fact that I don’t remember 9/11 into every conversation from now on this can’t keep happening to me
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tentative plans to see @twinkishpenguin again are forming…😈
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when I’m sitting in the break room and the motion lights go off 🥰🥰
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RT @greeniememes: I know that privacy at school is a fine line to walk. I am not a teacher, and I cannot speak for them. But I can say that…
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when I tweeted about amandla stenberg using they/them pronouns (now she/they) and everyone cancelled me for “outing” them LMAO
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men who play devil's advocate in arguments where they have no stake in the topic and can remain calm while the other person gets emotional and then think they have won should be sent to space
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transmedicalists block me challenge
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alright listen I get where this thread is coming from but this is an objectively fucked up thing to say
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Being told I am part of a population so “stupidly small” that I shouldn’t be considered in the conversation feels great thanks
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and then in the NEXT TWEET you literally say telling people your pronouns is cringe anyways???? so which one is it you absolute buffoon??????
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it’s not the parody’s fault that you’re too stupid to get it
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Replying to @TheOnion
What The Onion calls parody I call deceit.
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my will to live is being single-handedly maintained by the existence of top ramen
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hour long lunch at shitty side job is just…mm. chef kiss.
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I’m anxious and my boobs hurt. like so bad and for why
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did we really let katy perry begin a song with the words do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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What is the trans rights position on which toilets non-binary people should use?
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mine is “motorcycle with no motor? ohookayy”
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