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29 May 2023
something I still think about from time to time is when I started playing league of legends I was so disappointed to find out that every single cool thing my bf at the time had put into our dnd campaign was ripped wholesale from different pieces of LoL lore
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15 May 2023
Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
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15 May 2023
I’m gonna start dropping the fact that I don’t remember 9/11 into every conversation from now on this can’t keep happening to me
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16 May 2023
when I’m sitting in the break room and the motion lights go off 🥰🥰
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19 Apr 2023
RT @greeniememes: I know that privacy at school is a fine line to walk. I am not a teacher, and I cannot speak for them. But I can say that…
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17 Apr 2023
when I tweeted about amandla stenberg using they/them pronouns (now she/they) and everyone cancelled me for “outing” them LMAO
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17 Apr 2023
men who play devil's advocate in arguments where they have no stake in the topic and can remain calm while the other person gets emotional and then think they have won should be sent to space
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17 Apr 2023
alright listen I get where this thread is coming from but this is an objectively fucked up thing to say
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17 Apr 2023
Being told I am part of a population so “stupidly small” that I shouldn’t be considered in the conversation feels great thanks
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17 Apr 2023
and then in the NEXT TWEET you literally say telling people your pronouns is cringe anyways???? so which one is it you absolute buffoon??????
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17 Apr 2023
it’s not the parody’s fault that you’re too stupid to get it
15 Apr 2023
What The Onion calls parody I call deceit.
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13 Apr 2023
my will to live is being single-handedly maintained by the existence of top ramen
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13 Apr 2023
did we really let katy perry begin a song with the words do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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12 Apr 2023
What is the trans rights position on which toilets non-binary people should use?
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12 Apr 2023
mine is “motorcycle with no motor? ohookayy”
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