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David @latte147

Relax have a coffee. Good health and happiness is all you need.

Joined June 2019
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David@latte147
29 Oct 2025
Wanted to share this from my holiday earlier this year. My favourite photo. An incredible sunset on the isle of Sky. ❤️
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The awkward moment when you lay on the floor to do a sit up, but realise you can't do a sit up and now you can't get up either. 😂
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I've cut the grass and painted the garden fence today. Thought i'd share this exciting news. 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster. So you can see how toasted your toast is while its toasting. 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 Last night i ordered a glass of wine with my meal and the waitor asked for my ID. I replied "do i look that young"? The waitor said "no i just wanted to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount." 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 Its a coffee and toast kinda morning. Well it would be rude not too. 😋
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Morning everyone 👋 Opened the door and my little friend is here patiently waiting for breakfast.
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Does eating Apple crumble and custard count as one of your five a day.? Asking for a friend... 🫣
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Morning everyone 👋 Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere. Makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people the police. 😂
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Noah's Ark is insane. Catching two of every animal? It took me 3 hours just to get one cat to the vet. 😂
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Wanted to share this little visitor to the garden
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Morning everyone 👋 I bought one of them travelling irons yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone. 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 I've realised that been an adult is mostly just wandering about wondering what i've forgotten.. Or looking for my glasses. 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 Couple of my roses, hopefully the other ones will follow. 🌹🌷
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Morning everyone 👋 From my trip couple of weeks ago. Stunning Neist Point, The Isle of Skye.
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Apparently if you keep yourself to yourself and try not to bother people it actually bothers people. 😂
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Morning everyone 👋 I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning, and i love the sound of nobody talking to me while i drink it. 😂
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Taken couple of weeks ago, the beautiful colours on the Mandarin duck 🦆
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Morning everyone 👋 I've just blocked someone for correcting my grammer... and it feelded good. 😂
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Can i just say this is only a light hearted joke. One or two people taking it a little too serious. No one was hurt or blocked in the making of this post.. 🙈 😄
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