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18 Dec 2025
I just love it, how we all download about 10 productivity apps, make elaborate to-do lists, and set almost 50 reminders. Then, we spend the whole day staring at the ceiling, wondering why nothing got done. Adulting is a full contact sport nobody warned us about my brother π.
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You've got to take advantage and utilise the motion properly when you've its attention..
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Let me remind Algorithm who I am and why I'm here. Just a minute
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Walk into every new day with intention.
Not fear.
Not doubt.
Not hesitation. Life changes when your energy changes. The same world that ignores a hesitant person often opens doors for someone who moves with certainty, preparation, and belief in their own value.
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I refuse to measure my life by the odds. The greatest journeys are rarely logical in the beginning. As long as I'm here, I'll chase the dreams that seem impossible to most but feel inevitable to my soul. Failure may wound me, but regret is the scar I never intend to carry.
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People are the ones who give meaning to life.
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Fate comes disguised as a coincidence. Walk past it, and it's a coincidence. Grab it, and it's fate. βοΈ
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To accomplish great things, we must not only dream but also act. Not only plan, but also believe...
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Pictures of Vozinha littered everywhere on my TL. I don't want to see that guy. I'm not happy for him. If he did his heroics when my funds were not on the line, I wouldn't bother. He chose the wrong day to be a hero.
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First things first, God punish Spain πͺπΈ. Vozinha, your papa too. Na, today of all days, you remember to shine? Omo weray
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Algorithm intentionally hiding its face from all of my posts and bombing so far on the TL. I wonder why that is. The guy no send anybody papa today.
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Jun 15
To the Ugly girls who allow us to enjoy them without exposing us π₯Ή
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Two stupid little best friends spotted
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Jun 14
I Dey watch this World Cup and I just Dey vex, u no fit tell me say all these teams I don watch so far better pass Nigeria, NFF nah just big disgrace.
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Our African Latinos are here and ready to grace the World Cup with their presence..
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IamLaykas Λ’α΅π§ retweeted
Life is hard but marry someone who makes you hard even if it's me.
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Even if it's you. The audacity you've to believe you're hot enough to make me hard..x.com/i/status/2066139887925β¦
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Quit porn
and replace your worn-out boxers
get a haircut every 2 weeks
shower twice daily
own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
own at least 2 good perfumes. If you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
use the restroom before leaving the house
dress well no matter where youβre going
above all, love God
save, bookmark, and share with your brothers
buena suerte as you walk with me. π«±πΌβπ«²πΎ
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As I dey bomb, I dey trade, I dey bet, I dey train cow,I de go farm, I still de find wetin to thief join...
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