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fav pics of him are where he looks like a rich aunt you see thrice a year
ohh auntland come back to me
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今日の🇮🇶 vs 🇳🇴 ハーランドが決めた時のGK視点怖すぎて笑う #W杯 #ワールドカップ

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*nakamura nervioso porque no sabía que ponerse* hirose cayendo al cine:
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até agora nessa copa Mbappé: 2 gols Messi: 3 gols Haland: 2 gols Neymar: 1 filho Harry Kane:
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Blasphemer Anaxa #honkaistarrail
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I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back. Bookmark this and come back when it happens.
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Look no further
'Backrooms' Sends Hollywood Running to Reddit for New Ideas hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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why so obsessed w Shrek…
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this reminds me remember when haaland got red as hell calling Jisoo “noona” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon
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whoever influenced haaland to download snapchat is the best person ever
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the Norwegian players vs iraq
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Got curious enough to test this out and holy shit

Something I like about Fantasy Island compared to Hexed is that Fantasy Island feels like it's constantly taking advantage of the entire frame where as Hexed feels like it was made in a way where it could be turned into a TikTok without losing any important details
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e pensar que eu já era fã dele por causa desse story
Erling Haaland spent $134,000 on a book he'll never read. Then gave it away. Last December, he and his father quietly bought the 1594 edition of Snorri Sturluson's Kings' Sagas at auction — the most expensive book ever sold in Norwegian history. Only one copy exists on earth. They donated it to the public library in Bryne. The town where Haaland grew up. One condition: it stays open. Anyone can walk in and read it. What actually is this book? Written in 1230, it chronicles Norwegian kings from the age of gods through medieval history — warriors, farmers, kings from the exact coastal region Haaland calls home. The 1594 edition was the first time it was ever printed in Norwegian. Before that it lived in manuscripts, locked away from ordinary people for 350 years. He bought the moment his people's history became something they could hold — and handed it to the next generation. "I want the book always to lie open so people can read about those who came from where I come from." He scored twice for Norway today in his first ever World Cup match. The kings in that book would've approved.
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po ostatniej wiadomości na vinted postanowilam ze zamkne sie w sobie
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“Messi scored 3 so Ronaldo will score 5 goals against Congo today” Ronaldo against Congo :
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Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via @THR)
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i couldn't resist..
This is how the scenario changes the hole vibe of the scene
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biali ludzie w lublincu w biedronce w niedziele handlowe
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tumblr thinking they’re cocaine in this scenario is frying me
if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine
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