If Carlsberg made LinkedIn Trainersโฆsharing tips, snark & things I canโt say on LinkedIn. ADHD entrepreneur, starting 32 new businesses in my head every day.
Joined February 2020
- Tweets 6,952
- Following 750
- Followers 7,559
- Likes 16,474
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20 Aug 2023
Wanna steal competitorsโ followers on LinkedIn?
- go to ur profile
- click on connections (500 )
- select all filters
- select 2nd
- select followers of
- enter name of connection whose followers u wanna steal
- click show all results
Thereโs your list ๐๐ป
RT if useful ๐
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25 Sep 2024
Hey @AbbySchenone Why are you stealing my LinkedIn content and all my photos and posting them on here pretending to be me? INCLUDING PHOTOS OF MY SON?
Can people please report this twisted individual?
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14 May 2024
All that she wants is Ahmed's Sherbaby...
(but pls no)
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18 Jan 2024
Flying to Africa tomorrow to climb Kilimanjaro.
See you when I'm back.
Assuming I survive.
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14 Dec 2023
Did I hand write and send 400 branded Christmas cards to my members across the world?
Yes.
Did I also fill them with pink glitter so they got a sparkly explosion opening them?
Also yes.
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14 Dec 2023
LinkedIn is down and it's very bad timing as I have a bunch of crap I'm trying to catch up on!
Is it down for anyone else?
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4 Dec 2023
Create a custom LinkedIn feed of ideal clients
โก๏ธput your cursor in your search bar
โก๏ธhit enter
โก๏ธposts
โก๏ธall filters
โก๏ธlatest
โก๏ธpast 24 hours
โก๏ธauthor industry
โก๏ธadd industry of ideal clients
โก๏ธshow results
โก๏ธbookmark page URL
A whole newsfeed of posts from ideal clients only
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24 Nov 2023
My paid membership community sailed past 400 members today, and Iโve ticked off 3 new countries we have members in.
๐ Malaysia
๐ Greece
๐ Kenya
Slowly taking over the world ๐
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23 Nov 2023
Itโs always:
- Female business owner
- Female entrepreneur
- Female CEO
And never
- Female cult leader
๐ค
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23 Nov 2023
As seen on my drive home today
Marvellous
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22 Nov 2023
I always thought I was quite a weird person, until I scrolled through TikTok live streams.
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21 Nov 2023
Wisdom from my 8yo
โMummy, did you know on Black Friday black people get 10% off everything in the shops?โ
โWhere did you learn that?โ
โMy friend in class. Heโs black so he knowsโ
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19 Nov 2023
My business membership community opens again on Friday to 100 new members.
We have 500 on the waiting list.
Gonna be a busy day!
๐ซ
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16 Nov 2023
All the random junk in my head is going on tiktok now. Iโm getting brave/stupid.
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16 Nov 2023
Abandoned Twitter cos my new hyper focus is TikTok. Soz
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14 Nov 2023
Random man: Smile, darlinโ
Me: I just came from a funeral.
Him: Oh, Iโm sorry.
Me: Donโt be. I killed them.
Him: ๐
Me: Smile, darlinโ
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12 Nov 2023
Itโs not Christmas without my festive aubergine.
And yes, my tree is up.
Youโre not my real dad.
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9 Nov 2023
If people could stop spamming my Twitter DMs with offers to teach me how to make money on Twitter, that would be great.
Iโm just here to piss about mate, I need one social platform I donโt have to take seriously.
Let a girl live.
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6 Nov 2023
Is there any better feeling than getting to inbox zero on a Monday?
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5 Nov 2023
Ps the ADHD won cos I ordered 400 cards and Iโm about 60 done so far ๐ฅน
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