Bill Burr said it best.

Joined November 2011
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That contact below the knees free against Amiss was disgusting. He was playing the ball, paddled it along and Kolo knocked him to ground. He then ran through Amiss who was on the ground. Horrific decision. @hasumpstuffedup #AFLFreoCats
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Despite being built like a brick shithouse, Luke Ryan has always been pathetically soft. Had the opportunity to put body contact on an opponent, but instead took a very short step. #AFLFreoCats
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Jun 13
I hope Josh Carr tells Joe Berry he cost his team the game. Be brutally honest. Don't coddle the lad. This "connection before correction" mantra needs to stop. They won't learn if you continually hold their hand. #AFLPowerSwans
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Jun 13
Charlie Comben needs to man the fuck up and throw a punch. Stop exerting energy on jumper punches and telling blokes they have flat pecs. #AFLRoosEagles
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Nights like the Hall of Fame are bigger than any one person. A bit of Respect for the occasion, some respect to the dress code and respect the people who built the game. Not hard, 364 other days of the year to express yourself…
Footy greats have expressed their disappointment in Mitch Brown’s take on the dress code at the black tie Hall of Fame night, with Tim Watson questioning whether he should have been allowed in the room. > bit.ly/4vDm8mc
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Jun 12
"CONTACT, GOAL DEFENCE!" Some dreadfully soft free kicks being paid tonight. #AFLCatsSuns
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Jun 9
To say Ben King wouldn't be a devastating blow should he depart Gold Coast is naive and shallow analysis from Kane. He's a very efficient converter. The following are his numbers against some of the best key forwards in the competion, from the start of the 2024 season...
"...he's a good player to lose, but it's not a devastating blow." - @kanecornes @tommorris32 has the latest on Gold Coast star Ben King's contract situation. #Cygnett | #AFL | @davidking34
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Jun 8
"Pendlebury, with those silky skills..." Howie, it was an uncontested handball receive from 1m away and a handball that travelled about as far. That's Under 12's skill. Stop glazing the very basic. #AFLPiesDees #BigFreeze
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Jun 6
Thought I was seeing things when I saw the No.16 jogging through the centre square for North. But that is, in fact, Zac Fisher playing at at AFL venue. He is, however, a West Aussie lad; suspect he'll be left in Perth next week. #AFLNorthFreo
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Of all the things I complain about (father-son, academies, compensation picks), this would have to be the worst of them all. What do you mean you want the league to just give you extra picks for being shit? You’ve got early picks in the draft already for that. Make better decisions, think long term and invest in better scouts and coaching. Make hard decisions to trade players while they have value *cough* Merrett *cough* Don’t be asking for handouts, seriously.
Jun 2
EXCLUSIVE: After winning just one of its past 25 games, Essendon has started discussions with the AFL for list assistance, @CalTwomey reports. Details: afl.com.au/news/1532732
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May 31
"Essendon, trying to put a pretty face on it late." - Corbin Middlemas, presumably with a peak behind his curtain. Quality caller. Been a loooong night for all involved. #AFLEaglesDons
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May 31
Reuben Ginbey strikes me as the type of bloke who would fire up the barbie at half time and throw a couple steaks on. #AFLEaglesDons
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May 31
17 goals 4 from the Giants is arguably as impressive as their 14-straight in the third quarter last week against the Lionss. Tricky opposition in Melbourne at a foreign venue. Tremendous conversion. Money can't buy that sort of stuff. #AFLDeesGiants
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May 30
Lipinski kicks a goal, then runs along the fence line and slips on the artificial turf. What more proof does the @AFL need to keep it 100% proper grass? It's an occupational hazard for the players that is easily avoidable. #AFLDogsPies
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If Nick Daicos didn’t play for Collingwood he wouldn’t be anywhere near the “best player in the competition” discussions #AFLDogsPies
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May 29
Jon Ralph and the Fox crew debating the Dempsey goal that wasn't 50 seconds into a game that went for 2 hours, 3 minutes and 12 seconds after that moment. Pull the other one, @RalphyHeraldSun. You make 3 mistakes with every sentence that spews from your gob. @AFLBluesCats
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May 29
This fucking CB ruck rule. Surely it's legal if you jump on your side of the line and land over the other side. Pittonet got penalised for having legitimate ruck craft. It's an absolute farce and a chook raffle. #AFLBluesCats
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May 28
"There was a period last year where Jack Silvagni was the best forward at Carlton. You think they had Curnow & McKay and last year he was their most consistent forward as well." - Jack Riewoldt Must be why he's been at CHB. Incompetence is contagious at Fox. #AFLSaintsHawks
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May 28
Nick Watson did not run off his line. IF HE DID, play-on should have been called as he started his approach. Because the line he took did not deviate. Hawks should be up by 56 points at HT. #AFLSaintsHawks
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May 28
Barely 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter, and the @7AFL crew are already discussing players from both teams who could potentially return from injury in coming weeks. That's just how bad the Saints have been tonight. #AFLSaintsHawks
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