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“Y sale Gavi para desbordar. Lo único que Gavi desborda es la atención primaria en urgencias”. Federico Jorge Jiménez Losantos.
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Buenas noches 😌 Que duerma bien el valiente revolucionario que hoy quería “coger un fusil y hacer una cacería de fascistas”. Espero que no le quite el sueño este pequeño recordatorio: "República… la mujer más prostituta." — Pedro Muñoz Seca Descansa, campeón. Mañana seguirás salvando la democracia con tus balas imaginarias.⚡️⚡️❤️‍🔥⚡️⚡️
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Me autopercibo mujer de presidente y voy a apropiarme de cosas indebidas, presuntamente. Da igual cátedras que joyas.

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Vamos a ver si nos damos cuenta de la gravedad.. "CONTENEDOR DE COCAINA" pero bueno, no hay dimisiones o consecuencias por matar a 50 personas en un tren, un contenedor no mata a nadie y da alegria y diversión, pues palante... #Leire #Narcoestado #GobiernoCriminal
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La Próxima semana muy atento a los juzgados @felixbolanosg
Mañana muy atentos al BOE.
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Chaplin vs Carrey. 🤣 💡Ide - mine
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Mourinho, Bernardo Silva y Cucurella en una semana. Más del 30% de los socios votaron renunciar a esto por bocadillos en el descanso y Marina D’Or en Valdebebas. San Florentino.
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Me hacen mucha gracia estos rojos venidos a más que en cuanto tienen dinero huyen de sus barrios como de la peste y si te he visto no me acuerdo, dando lecciones para que ayudes a los pobres, pero sus mansiones, ni tocarlas…👍👍

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まさにこれ 記者「強制送還された不法移民のうち何人に犯罪歴がありますか?」 米国報道官「全員です。不法入国は犯罪です」
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Un obrero de la factoría Pegaso, despidiendo el ataúd de Franco con 14 pagas, seguridad social, plus por cada hijo, becas escolares, no hacía declaración de la renta, tenía una casa con un crédito hipotecario a 12 años, un coche utilitario, un mes de vacaciones, enfin, un obrero
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You have to be a complete idiot to believe that these two cultures can coexist.
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La Federacion Ejpanyola del Furbo y los Albitros, ocultó que conocía el NegreiraPalankasgate casi año y medio antes de que la SER tuviera a bien contárnoslo. La Colorá es el equipo de ese Ente. Lo digo para aquellos que se sientan representados por ese engendro mafioso. @rfef
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Que cosa más lógica que un tipo que viene del proxenetismo termine convirtiendo España en una casa de putas.
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Para parar el calendario judicial sería una gran idea no meter a prostitutas en empresas públicas, no robar comisiones de mascarillas, no robar por rescates en la SEPI, no robar comisiones con Servinabar, no tener a acosadores sexuales en Moncloa, no usar a asesoras públicas para negocios privados o no crear plazas públicas para familiares directos del Presidente del Gobierno. Así, como idea.
La portavoz de la Ejecutiva Federal del PSOE, Montse Mínguez, advierte de que "se está poniendo un calendario judicial con muchas prisas para que el Gobierno caiga antes del verano". efe.com/espana/2026-06-13/ps…
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Al final, lo de la Alianza de civilizaciones era traerse piedras preciosas de contrabando de todos los lugares posibles.
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Gaudi murió tirado como un perro en la calle, abandonado por los catalanes.. Son una raza a parte..
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On the morning of June 6, 1944, Lt. Dick Winters had already survived one disaster before the sun came up. His C-47 roared over Normandy through a wall of flak, flying too fast and too low. He jumped anyway. The prop blast ripped his leg bag clean off, taking his rifle, his ammo, and most of his gear. He hit the ground in occupied France armed with a knife in his boot. Most men in that situation hide. Winters started walking toward the sound of the war. By dawn he had scavenged a rifle, collected a handful of scattered paratroopers, and learned that his company commander's plane had gone down with everyone aboard. Just like that, a quiet lieutenant from Pennsylvania who didn't drink, didn't curse, and wrote letters home about wanting to find a peaceful farm someday was in command of Easy Company. A few hours later a battalion officer gave him one of the great understated orders in military history. German fire was coming from a farm called Brecourt Manor, hammering the troops coming off Utah Beach. The order was basically: there's fire along that hedgerow, take care of it. What was actually there: four 105mm howitzers dug into a hedgerow network, connected by zigzag trenches, covered by machine guns, and defended by roughly 60 German troops. The guns were dropping shells directly on causeway exit 2, where thousands of Americans were trying to get off the beach. Every minute those guns fired, men died in the sand. Winters had 12. He did not charge. He crawled forward alone to study the position, then briefed his men like he had all the time in the world. Machine guns here to pin the defenders. Compton, Guarnere, and Malarkey crawling along the flank. Hit the first gun with grenades and speed from a direction the Germans never expected. It worked almost exactly as drawn. The first gun fell in minutes. Then his men used the German trenches as a highway, rolling up the battery one gun at a time, beating back counterattacks, and dropping blocks of TNT down the barrels to destroy them for good. In the middle of the firefight, Don Malarkey spotted what he thought was a Luger on a dead German and sprinted into open ground to grab it. The German machine gunners held their fire, apparently deciding that anyone that reckless had to be a medic. He made it back alive. It wasn't even a Luger. At the second gun, Winters found something better than a pistol: a German map showing every artillery and machine gun position covering Utah Beach. He sent it up the chain immediately. On the most important morning of the war, a 26-year-old lieutenant had just handed the Allies the enemy's entire defensive layout for the sector. When reinforcements under Lt. Ronald Speirs arrived, they stormed the fourth and final gun. About three hours after it started, the battery was silent and the exits off Utah Beach were open for thousands of men who will never know his name. The cost: one American killed, a few wounded. The Germans lost around 15 dead and a dozen captured. Winters received the Distinguished Service Cross and later said the best decoration he ever got was a sergeant telling him years later that his men trusted him with their lives. The assault on Brecourt Manor is still studied at West Point as a textbook example of a small unit destroying a fixed position. Around 60 defenders. Four guns. Twelve paratroopers and a lieutenant who started D-Day with nothing but a knife. If it sounds familiar, it should. This is the same Easy Company from Band of Brothers. The difference is that none of it was fiction. And when Winters was asked decades later if he was a hero, he gave the answer that still gets quoted at his statue in Normandy: "No. But I served in a company of heroes."
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Un club al que pillaron comprando árbitros demanda a un señor por recordar que, efectivamente, compraron árbitros. Lo de este país es surrealista.
Comunicado del FC Barcelona barca.link/exwb50Zb9SI
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 En Inglaterra, una periodista fue a un barrio de musulmanes a decir que ellos son PACIFICOS y al rato apareció una banda de musulmanes a decirles que se vayan porque los iban a matar☠️ País destruido por la agenda 2030.
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