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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
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Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
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What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
Knock Knock Who's there! Baby! Baby who? Baby love, my baby love....!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs. Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.
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