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Jun 11
In my 30s, one thing was clear: I didn't want to spend 8-10 hours a day sitting at a desk.
So now, to escape that, I spend 12-16 hours a day sitting at a desk, building projects and an audience.
The escape is going great.
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How old were you when you realized corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset you were never going to learn?
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How to climb the corporate ladder. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly version.
The Ugly:
- Work twice as hard as required
- Make sure leadership sees it
- Rebrand as AI-native
- Survive multiple layoffs
- Survive burnout
- Wait for your boss to get promoted
- Repeat for 3 to 5 years
- Congratulations, you might get promoted
The Bad:
- Be friends with a founder
- Pretend to work hard
- Get promoted twice in 18 months
The Good:
- Build something on the side
- Create a product that solves real pain
- Promote yourself
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1,200 followers. 87% active. What more could I ask for?
Every reply pulls me a bit further from where I started.
Thanks for showing up. 🙇♂️
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Underrated move: engage with followers who followed you and never engaged back. A like, a reply, anything. It's "hey, I'm still here, another opening if you want it."
Anyone else doing this?
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Hard pill: you are mathematically closer to becoming a billionaire than Elon Musk.
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Accounts hitting 5M impressions with fewer than 500 verified followers. How does this actually work? Genuinely want to understand the mechanic.
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Jun 13
A lot of people hate billionaires.
So just become a trillionaire.
Follow me for more money life balance advice.
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Jun 13
Anyone saved Claude Fable 5 locally before they pulled it? Just need to wrap up a few things.
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Jun 13
BREAKING: With Mythos and Fable blocked for all foreign nationals, Ursula von der Leyen has called an urgent EU emergency meeting. To be held in September after summer break. 300-page draft regulation for a competing European model. Approval expected by 2027. Project start: 2028. Delivery: 2035.
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jun 13
me at 69 still scrolling this app, still being told i have time
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Jun 13
- "Sir, Sam just called. They need another month for GPT-5.6"
- "National security threat detected. Shut down Mythos and Fable immediately"
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Jun 13
My tweets are about to get worse for reasons of national security. I can say no more.
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Jun 12
FAANG is dead. The new top 7 by market cap spells MAGNATS.
Microsoft, Apple, Google, NVIDIA, Amazon, TSMC, SpaceX.
For the first time in history, the acronym is self-aware.
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Jun 12
"Move fast and token max" is the new "move fast and break things."
But this time the things break themselves.
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Jun 12
JUST IN: SpaceX closed its first day of trading at a market cap of $2,110,000,000,000.
There are 8 billion humans on Earth.
Elon could donate $1 million to every single human and still have over a trillion left.
Let that sink in.
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Jun 12
Elon Musk just became Earth's first trillionaire, thanks to the $SPCX IPO.
Next stop: other planets. He's officially run out of competition on this one.
He's the new Chuck Norris of tech, so let's honor the moment with Musk facts. I'll start, you go next:
Elon Musk doesn't IPO. The Nasdaq applied to list him.
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Jun 12
The company values poster survived three rounds of layoffs.
Most resilient thing in the building.
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Jun 12
A fact your boss doesn't want you to know: the prize for extra work is more work.
Build on the side instead. Same hours, but the output is yours.
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