The press conference was that bad

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

We have a guy who can do this for the next 15 years. Devastating end to a helluva season.

CALEB TO DJ. GAME OVER. BEARS WIN. 🔥

George Springer’s home run with Moneyball music Chills

Couldn’t be happier to see my former teammate and linemate bring it home. The hockey world is a better place with people like Burgy in it, congrats you and the fam and to everyone involved! @ParkerBurgess_ #101

I always love to see people get honoured for their achievements and impact they had while at school. It’s a bit cooler when you grew up with him and you saw what went into it. Congrats @rduncan16, on a well deserved honour buddy

How Steve McMichael fought ALS so he could see himself get to Canton.

Spoken by someone with a true appreciation of the game, with the humility and honesty to call it like it is, and for what it is. Worth every second and happy that cool things like this can happen. Sports!

🚨 Gameday giveaway alert 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @NBAxJay1 signed helmet! #ProBowlVote

Glen Hansard and Irish singer-songwriter Lisa O'Neill, closing yesterday's funeral for The Pogues' endearing and charismatic frontman Shane MacGowan. They sing Fairytale of New York, The Pogues' wonderful carol written by Shane MacGowan himself. Rest in peace, Shane Patrick Lysaght MacGowan. 25 Dec 1957 - 30 Nov 2023 #thepogues

In 2028, lacrosse will be contested at the Olympics for the first time in 120 years. Support is growing for inclusion of the Haudenosaunee team — which represents Iroquois-speaking Native American tribes — to compete under their own flag. “Their ancestors invented the game."

Day off today. Which means I got to install three car seats. Luckily the war is over and football is on. IYKYK @KyleBrandt

I’ve watched this three times now. I’ve cried every time. As someone who has suffered with his mental health, it’s incredibly powerful. Well done Norwich 💛💚

For the players of yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Liz Knox @27Knoxy is creating a better better future for women’s hockey. I’m grateful to be able to write about her for my capstone project this year: torontoobserver.ca/2023/04/1…

Not for nothing but…@Sid_Seixeiro @OldTakesExposed

Canada must make Croatia pay for this.

Saw this somewhere years ago