Engineer, music lover, Evertonian, husband and father of two. Natural gift to spot an innuendo in any situation

Joined April 2011
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14 Oct 2025
Really bad injury for Catesby in the Everton u21 game
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5 Oct 2025
Just got home from my first trip to the @HDbramleymoore and have to say the 4hr drive home was a lot more enjoyable than I feared at one point! The noise in the last 10/15 mins was incredible and the siren still gives me goosebumps before z-cars
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Media in Stamford Bridge reporting major disturbance in the away dressing room post game. Van Dijk and a back room staff member just stormed out in an animated state. Stadium security put on stand outside. #LFC just been beaten 2-1 by Chelsea minutes earlier. More to follow. LC.
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1 Oct 2025
Tickets have arrived ready for Sunday and my first trip to the Hill Dickinson
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20 Sep 2025
We are going to win today as I have my magic lucky shirt on. I have no idea where it came from as I found it in my drawers this morning complete with tags and have no recollection of buying it so can only assume mystic forces 🤷‍♂️🤣
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2 Sep 2025
Tickets booked for my first game @Everton game at the Hill Dickinson. Taking my lad for his 18th birthday for the palace game and can’t wait!!
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You did sense that Grimsby's 7-3 and 6-2 wins over Man Utd in 1933 and 1936 would play on the minds of Ruben Amorim's men, and so it's proving
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24 Aug 2025
Why not it’s been a few, need the luck of the giveaway.. like, retweet and follow, will pick a few winners post match .. UTFT! The decal not the car!
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10 Aug 2025
Not saying that my music taste is heavily influenced by the weather, but always found the sunshine is hip hop or reggae weather. Popped into town earlier and came home with Kneecap and MF Doom records
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3 Jul 2025
What fucking awful news about Jota. The fact that he’s just got married makes it worse.
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Scenario: “What did you do on Father’s Day?” “I tried to save someone’s life.” “What? How did you do that?” “Oh, followed @BluesVCancer, filled in a 2 minute form online and applied to join the stem cell register. I could be a perfect match. 💙🤞🏽dkms.org.uk/get-involved/vir…
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2 Apr 2025
That air shot by Van Dijk before Beto hit the post is a thing of beauty. It gets funnier every time
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9 Jan 2025
If anything was going to get me back to this app it was going to be Dyche going. He deserves a lot of credit for the last two seasons, but this season has just been one too many
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17 Nov 2024
Time to bin this abhorrent app. Literally any time I look on here I’m angry inside seconds. I’m leeb05 over on blue sky if anyone is interested 👋👋
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2 Nov 2024
Just walked by a group of people in town and as I was alongside them I overheard the conversation of “your Nan’s bleached her arsehole. It’s not a chocolate star anymore“.
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27 Oct 2024
Had the pleasure of being here yesterday, just a shame about the performance. Of late I have been judging trips to Goodison by the length of drive home and as it only took just over 3 hrs yesterday, I’m calling that a good game
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Rich Wilson on turning 50!😂😂 Watch @IamRichWilson on NextUp: nextupcomedy.com/programs/ri… #nextupcomedy #comedystreamingplatform #standupcomedy
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5 Oct 2024
Had my first ever proper night out in Leeds last night as was at a gig by myself. Can’t believe how friendly the locals all were. Within 45 mins of getting there I was doing shots with a group of lads and had so many people come over and chat with during the night
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14 Sep 2024
Car’s loaded ready to take the oldest to University!!! 😭😭
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22 Aug 2024
So proud of my boy today for his GCSE results. He really put the effort in and smashed his results. Bring on his A-Levels next year and hopefully the same effort and outcome
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