Why aren’t we all calling Apple Juice AJ? It’s VERY cool

Happy Nowruz, New York City. As Persian and other communities welcome the new year, I joined some members of our team to learn the about the Haft-seen table — a tradition rooted in renewal, reflection, and hope.  This Nowruz, to honor the tradition, my administration is displaying a haft-seen in City Hall. Wishing you all a new year filled with peace, light & understanding.

just opened the app up to share this bit I did at the show last night that got uploaded this afternoon. Is there anything I need to know before I post this? youtu.be/GN3nWpyLQJw?si=wU18…

Annnnnd that’s my clown teacher 🤡

🎵 De wata is New York City, sum ob it is a riberr 🎵

Wes Anderson must have lost his shit when he found out Roald Dahl wrote a story within a story within a story about a quirky rich white guy who gets really into Indian culture

Can we do a Golden Love Is Blind or—?

Tonight! 7:30pm! The Pit! 15 Minutes Away! Sketch comedy! Sketches by me! Sketches featuring me! Many other funny people! Come! thepit-nyc.com/events/15-min…

I used to think my French teacher was bluffing about Astérix but that little bitch really is everywhere!

To NON-UNION Actors: under the SAG-AFTRA Strike Notice and Order, "NOTICE TO NON-MEMBERS: Any non-member seeking future membership in SAG-AFTRA who performs covered services for a struck company during the strike will not be admitted into membership in SAG-AFTRA." 1/2

I wish I could Shazam a scent

I don’t want Unseen Bits, I want a live feed camera showing the war room where the producers press send on texts to the islanders @LoveIsland

Obsessed with all the Tony awards presenters having to say their own names like a self tape

We already experienced a panini, and now we are getting a fire roasted one

Shout-out to Dame Harriet Walter for being in both “Ted Lasso” and “Succession.”

Only 2 episodes in and we all need to be watching #SummerHouseMV

Ideal movie length is right around 1:34. It just hits. A movie your about to watch is that length? That’s CONCISE storytelling.

Every time I make my lil sundae to watch tv at night, I know I’m in my Tony Soprano era