got into curling because being a transgender texan didnβt get me enough weird looks | PWHL Dallas
Joined February 2023
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Apr 22
I hope you see me as the obnoxious Texas PWHL expansion tweeter first and a friend second. A mediocre curler third as well
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Just got woken up at 3:45 am by a beautiful woman named CRITICAL IMMINENT THREAT ALERT whose extremely loud text tone bypasses my do not disturb
Beautiful women named IMMINENT THREAT ALERT blowing up my phone saying A FLASH FLOOD WARNING is in effect for this area until 5:00 AM CDT. This is a dangerous and life-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding.
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Rain sounds different when itβs landing on water vs the ground and the ancient animal instinct remaining in my brain are going SEEK HIGHER GROUND SEEK HIGHER GROUND and not, as I would hope, letβs sleep peacefully zzzzz
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For everyone encouraging me to risk death, I was divinely protected by the alarmingly large and pointy spider on my patio and did not traverse the floodwaters. My sidewalks appeared to be two inches underwater at the time.
LIKE THIS TWEET IF YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST GO TAKE A LITTLE PEEK.
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Beautiful women named IMMINENT THREAT ALERT blowing up my phone saying A FLASH FLOOD WARNING is in effect for this area until 5:00 AM CDT. This is a dangerous and life-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding.
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Terrible message to receive because I very very very very very very very badly want to go look at the flooding. Very very very badly. VERY badly.
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levi ππ₯ retweeted
Brandon Bussi, an UNDRAFTED goalie, getting a shutout in game 6 of the Stanley cup finals after sitting out the entire post season until 2 games ago.
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levi ππ₯ retweeted
far too many straight people talking about sports recently
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far too many gay people talking about sports recently
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levi ππ₯ retweeted
DID THE DAMN THING
ALT The Canes beat the Knights 3-0 in regulation
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levi ππ₯ retweeted
its finally the pwhl draft. Ur waiting in anticipation because neither the audience nor the draft class knows what is going on. You turn to look at the stage because someone has started screensharing on the big screen. Its a tab opened to chat gpt asking who should go first
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Neighbor child who couldnβt give less of a fuck if I lived or died ALMOST engaged in a conversation about baseball with me letβs goooooo
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I love being an adult with free will because sometimes the brain goes βcan we go get ice cream and watch hockey all day?β and the answer can literally be yes
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I like Not Wordle where youβre trying not lose Wordle, but once you get a letter right you HAVE to use it, and I cannot believe I made it today
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Jun 14
Critical failure explaining this. Youβre trying to lose wordle
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Jun 14
PWHL draft order is actually least to most tampering in the expansion process thatβs why they gotta wait
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