Collect moments, not things (except for hot sauce, collect a lot of that).

Joined May 2011
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Becca: Just leave Arie: *Stares at Becca* Becca: Just go Arie: *Stomach growls and continues to stare* Becca: Seriously go Arie: *Orders Jimmy John’s and continues to stare* Ding dong Arie: Okay I think I’m gonna leave now #TheBachelor
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At least I can live vicariously through my inner spirit animal (@Bitmoji) for this year's #FatTuesday festivities.
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Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.
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Really thankful for pizza
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This woman interviewed me for a job in all Spanish and its safe to say that I have no clue wtf just happened considering all I know is hola
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Niki had 30 pizza rolls last night
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Became best friends with the legendary wheel chair man at pints and flirted with actual police at the bar last night, god bless
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just invited my dad to semi formal #winning
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"I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table. What are your thoughts on cybersex guys. Cool or nah?" -professor, senior year
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The release of florida georgia line's new album, anything goes is the best thing to happen to me this week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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*Ebola tries to enter US* Frat guy: who do you know here
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Trust issues because Gone Girl
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@jujuschuschu @ChipotleCampus save me one ❤️
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@nikwalkk is getting her dog baptized this weekend #hesgettingblessed #notevenkidding
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We're giving away 5 Vineyard Vines hats this weekend! RT and follow for a chance to win!
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Replying to @MensHumor
@MensHumor: My relationship with Google. x.com/MensHumor/status/50717…@tgliva .......

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