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@lexie I found THE Lexie podcast dress at a thrift store today, a true piece of history
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time to cleanse the timeline again
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behind every successful woman is herself
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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I am a comedian but only one or two people get it so far
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I just heard a rooster in Silverlake at noon on a Monday
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Iβm crushed. I need to go sit by the ocean
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Scared, confused, shocked, and annoyed
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when they say βyeah, I know peopleβ then pull this out
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4 Nov 2024
I find your lack of curiosity disturbing
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Hereβs the thing, IM dumb and poetic
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Go listen to some Taylor Swift throwbacks today
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they do not give a fuck omg
3 Nov 2024
Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question.
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