A jedi and a witch, obviously
Joined April 2017
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
7 Jul 2020
lesbians want two (2) things:
1. a sword
2. for tessa violet to have a sword
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
2 Jul 2020
Goodnight to everyone except Porter Stansberry #JusticeForRey #UnsolvedMysteries
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
15 Apr 2020
Happy quarantine. "Find yourself someone who looks at you like Taika looks at Taika". @esquire
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
30 Mar 2020
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
29 Mar 2020
So we’ve all agreed that jeans are no longer a thing yeah?
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
26 Mar 2020
i’m not like other girls I sold my soul to a demon in order to avenge my family's death and successfully lead their influential toy manufacturing company.
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
21 Mar 2020
"They were like leg-sleeves. Before the illness, we all wore them, if you can believe that."
RIP pants.
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
4 Jan 2020
Salt is, like, the only rock we eat.
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(🔈⬆️) This mic'd up 4-year old playing hockey is everything 😊 (via @howtohockey)
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24 Jan 2019
#PrintYourPet wants me to review their site even though it’s been nearly 4 months since I bought a blanket that they still haven’t shipped. They lied about it being here before Christmas. They’re terrible at responding to customer emails. 0/10 do not recommend 🤷🏻♀️
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
20 Jan 2019
I'd really like dramatic cloaks to come back in fashion. Like? Try and tell me you wouldn't wanna walk down the street with your mysterious hood pulled low while your cape billows out behind you in the most extra way as you go to the supermarket.
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
17 Jan 2019
tom holland really is that bitch
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Alexis Kaye Sterner retweeted
3 Jan 2019
This is the year I try to prove to you that testing on animals is both cruel and pointless. Please keep an open mind. And be patient. It may take some time. Thank you.
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