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2 Nov 2024
You know what I’ll say it, she’s hot
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12 Oct 2024
Aaron Rodgers after playing one down
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11 Oct 2024
Really burying the lead here
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11 Oct 2024
When I stand up too fast
I am so fucking sick of Verdugo
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its me liam remember? retweeted
7 Oct 2024
I am but a nostalgic millennial but I do believe they’ve still got it
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16 Aug 2024
Restaurants need to stop up using the mini tablets at the table. Just write it down and go back to your terminal. Sick of waiting for you to type everything in in front of me, it’s not faster!
1 Aug 2024
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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12 Aug 2024
Weird choice but I think Cillian Murphy crushed this
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10 Aug 2024
When you see a country peach laying out at the beach
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10 Aug 2024
Scorsese asking his friends if they’ve seen his 2016 film starring Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver
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4 Aug 2024
This looks miserable
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4 Aug 2024
I am happy to announce I would not recognize a chapelle Roanen song if I heard it
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1 Aug 2024
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28 Jul 2024
All I’m saying is whoever named flip flops really nailed it
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22 Jul 2024
There are 7 kids
19 Jul 2024
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
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18 Jul 2024
Bands shouldn’t release the opener or closer of albums as singles before the album comes out.
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17 Jul 2024
Can’t fuck it 0/10 stars
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