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10 May 2024
been saying let go and let god a lot for somebody who hasn’t ever let go and doesn’t believe in god
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Carter Bryant it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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Jun 16
did my undergrad in crushing on straight women, getting my graduate degree in developing feelings for women who are (technically) married and 14 years older than me
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Jun 15
had to double take and make sure i wasn’t reading a headline from the onion. what the fresh hell is this
FIFA is proposing that the opening match of their upcoming under-15s football festival should be Palestine against Israel. (via The NYT)
(nytimes.com/athletic/7360929…)
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Jun 15
saw somebody in instagram comments claim being anti ai was the equivalent to anti homeless benches/bus stops… i haven’t seen an equivalence that false since a kid i went to high school with tried to tell me abortion is on par with the holocaust
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Jun 15
DISCLOSURE DAY: The thing about a Steven Spielberg movie is that, even if some of it doesn't work, it's still a Steven Spielberg movie, which means there'll be at least a dozen shots where the camera glides into the perfect place in a scene and you understand why cinema exists.
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Jun 14
this is just all the best age gap ships:
carol x therese
mirandy
avorah
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Jun 12
10 year anniversary of Pulse and there’s the most vibrant, full rainbow over Orlando❤️
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Jun 13
i’d argue that this is just added proof that i’ve got my whole life ahead of me
Jun 12
in one (1) day at age 62 mariska hargitay performed two broadway shows, ran the mile, drank a margarita, and stormed the court. im not living right
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Jun 11
my big four, if you even care. i care about yours and you all should share :)
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Jun 11
a caveat to add i really wanted to add pluribus to this but stuck to completed series. these are tv shows i love and have rewatched minimum 4 times*
*not including hacks S5 bc i am not brave enough to go back there yet
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Jun 10
you all have lost your motherfucking minds. here i am on al gore’s internet trying to forget the awful day i had and on every gd social media platform is somebody posting abt chilis. when you all KNOW i live in the one state that doesn’t have chilis. man fuck yall
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Jun 9
happy pride to this guy👍🏼
Jun 9
You look exactly like I would expect an ugly ass lezbo to look 😆
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Jun 9
let’s fucking go coach!!!!! this news makes me so so so happy
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Jun 8
i can’t use hinge because the person who keeps showing up first or second is somebody i know irl and i haven’t decided if i’m gonna do anything about it or not lol
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Jun 7
“he plays the villain well” no, he IS the villain. i wish there was a way to just mute the announcers and keep the crowd noise #rolandgarros
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Jun 7
there’s a broad city episode about this
Jun 6
nyc is going to five events and then heading home before the sixth event and at the sixth event your friends meet asap rocky
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Jun 6
What's wrong, city boy? Afraid you might hear a babbling brook?
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k*ll y*urself
Jun 6
What's one piece of advice you would give to Sascha Zverev ahead of the final?
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