Yeet Architect @VMware. Technology Therapist

Joined June 2012
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Trump is running again
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Me: I'm basically a YAML engineer Tasha: Are we supposed to feel bad for you about that?
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@DisneyPlus⁩ you alright? Why do you need this info?
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The problems of yesterday are not the problems of today. We should draw on our experience but shouldn’t rest on our laurels
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This is a sub tweet
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Hung my own Christmas lights this year. 0/10 would not recommend
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My whole life I thought freestyle swim meant you got to choose the fastest swim style you knew 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Elliott Davis retweeted
Bumped into @cswolf yesterday, he was very excited about Project Keswick as well, and so should you be. Listen to the podcast, @alanrenouf provides a great explanation of what Keswick is/will be!
1 Nov 2022
In this week's episode of the @UnexploredPod Alan Renouf joins to talk about VMware’s brand new edge computing effort Project Keswick! Listen now via Spotify (spoti.fi/3zxv026), Apple (apple.co/3WgCq3q), or the website (unexploredterritory.tech/). Enjoy 🎧
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Thought leadership is our #1 value
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Elliott Davis retweeted
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I haven't been on a good yak shave in a long time and my clippers are rusty
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Me to my father-in-law: I can’t unsee @tedcruz behind home at this @astros game. Him: just pretend you’re looking at an asshole. Hair, skid marks and all.
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OKR affliction
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Security - Wasm is deny by default 😁 Some developers yaml config - allow: *
based on @QuinnyPig's feed, this percentage seems remarkably low
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Oh: “let them light the bonfire before you piss on it”
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ALT Death Stare Black Snake Moan GIF

17 Oct 2022
I say this as someone with no financial skin in this game: @awscloud could acquire @tailscale for billions and it’d be worth every last penny to them.
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Coming back through global entry from Belize, I asked the agent if it was okay if we all came up to the counter together. He said: "Contrary to popular opinion, we don't separate families at this border"

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Uhh…my career feels seen…or attacked. I can’t decide which
new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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