ohhhh nooooooooooo
Joined December 2011
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8 Aug 2015
bad news everyone: i'm still tweeting
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14 Sep 2024
spongebob would actually be called bob by people who know him well. just one of the many ways the series is very unrealistic imo
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11 Sep 2024
many people don't realize this, but [sound of a distant owl hooting on a midwinter's night]
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30 Aug 2024
[pop star's wikipedia entry] kaitlynne emerald suzanne parkhouse, known professionally as Súzee Cocaine,
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10 Aug 2024
hiding treats around my cage to keep myself amused and encourage natural feeding behaviors
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21 Jul 2024
with the best interest of my country in mind i will also not be running for president in 2024
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10 Jul 2024
[to a squirrel running across a power line] get down from there man u don't have to prove anything
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25 Jun 2024
i do have to ask why you, a grown adult, would put me in a Situation
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14 Jun 2024
[immediately after begging for my life] no worries if not!
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lil jon lovitz(?) retweeted
13 Jun 2024
musk trying so hard to get me to stop using this site. joke's on you buddy. i don't really have anything else going on
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14 Jun 2024
severely misguided to make likes private. everyone knows the biggest problem on this site by far has got to be the Posts
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7 Jun 2024
friend replying to my text: hey can you find a different way to say you finished a show besides watching it "to completion"
me (typing bubble for 20 seconds): no
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9 May 2024
[to the tune of "downtown" by petula clark] dune 2
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8 May 2024
[watching a biblical history documentary] is that the real jesus
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