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limeduck @limeduck

A citrusy canard. Clearly specifying “parody"

Joined October 2007
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limeduck@limeduck
5 Aug 2025
Well, nobody filed a feature request for it NOT to do that.
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limeduck@limeduck
16 Apr 2025
3D printing? Bah, real men prototype with Lego.
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limeduck@limeduck
20 Mar 2025
Tired, petro states; wired, ovo-lacto states.
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limeduck@limeduck
3 Feb 2025
There was listeria in the word salad, and now we all have verbal diarrhea
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limeduck@limeduck
20 Jan 2025
Don't be a coward, hold the inauguration outdoors. If William Henry Harrison can do it, so can you.
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limeduck@limeduck
8 Jan 2025
If you have to choose between a box of rocks and a bag of hammers, always take the box of rocks. You never know when you might meet somebody with a basket of scissors.
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limeduck@limeduck
30 Oct 2024
When @elonmusk becomes Treasury Secretary, the new US currency will be the Dunning-Krugerrand.
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limeduck@limeduck
16 Jul 2024
Let's go, Bannon
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limeduck@limeduck
10 Jul 2024
Still still relevant
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limeduck@limeduck
23 Jun 2024
I am once again asking all Airbnb operators to spend a night in their own properties.
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limeduck@limeduck
8 Feb 2024
Attn people on the MTA: this is not a Marina Abramović performance, pull up your pants and get out of the doorways.
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limeduck@limeduck
30 Jan 2024
smh
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limeduck@limeduck
17 May 2023
Do you feel lucky, punk?
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limeduck@limeduck
4 May 2023
Hi @keychronsupport please see my email and DM about order #584506
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limeduck@limeduck
17 Apr 2023
This raises troubling questions about all my prior grocery deliveries
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limeduck@limeduck
17 Mar 2023
.@drop I am having the same problem as this person x.com/Voltaireon/status/1636… with the doio 4-key knob marcopad you just delivered to me. Via does not see it but layer 1 with RGB controls works. Help?

✨ Taryn E. ✨@Voltaireon
15 Mar 2023
I’ve joined several discord servers just to figure out this damn macropad. @drop can ya maybe make this a little more …. User friendly? I naively thought this would be as simple as plugging in my NumberPad but…. Here I am. Disassembling the Megalodon… just to reset it… #qmk
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limeduck@limeduck
3 Jan 2023
Agreed, big miss by the 'bee.
Stephen Bell@stevebwriter
3 Jan 2023
What qualifies a word transliterated from another language as an effectively "English" word? I think being part of the title of a well known & respected (translated) work of English poetry would get it over the line; but @nytimes #SpellingBee creators clearly don't agree
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limeduck@limeduck
1 Jan 2023
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limeduck@limeduck
21 Dec 2022
Grocery delivery bag: BE SURE TO CHILL Don't pressure me I'm trying as hard as I can
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limeduck@limeduck
3 Dec 2022
Ok where is it? Cat: where's what? You know what. I heard you cough up a furball last night Cat: maybe you dreamed it I've looked everywhere Cat: if what you say is true, and I'm not saying it is, then you clearly have not looked everywhere
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