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Matt Parker @linesmanmp

President Rosemont Wealth Management, President Western Sussex Chamber of Commerce, 25 year football official, USMC veteran

Joined December 2014
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The Point Breeze Credit Union soccer jersey the Orioles are giving away is very ugly. #birdland.
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Facts! #birdland
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Are @Orioles the dumbest team in professional sports?
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Happy #MemorialDay. God Bless those that died for our freedom to act fools of ourselves on social media.
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I went to my fourth graduation ceremony tonight and not one of them has been a senior yet.
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Thoughts @Steveonbaseball? At least I have my mini protest and didn’t renew my Birdland membership.
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Base is loaded and no out. Of course, the @Orioles get zip.
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Good grief @Orioles.
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Funny yes but this is the kind of crap that starts losing streaks. #birdland. @Orioles
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Breaking news @Orioles fans to replace Efflin.
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So @USABaseball is in right? #wbc
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Well @USABaseball looking like crap
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My god is the modern day @PGATOUR player slow
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I feel sorry for the one employee working at @delaware_life. They must be exhausted.
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I just saw a woman tip of flight attendant getting off the plane. Is that a thing now?
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I’m in Philly now. Some angry MFers here up here. @49ers
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Bears secondary can’t cover me. #BearDown
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Matt Parker
@linesmanmp
31 Dec 2025
Thinking for my New Year’s resolution I will open a Somali Daycare. Seems like there’s good money in it.
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Matt Parker
@linesmanmp
27 Dec 2025
There is nothing more disgusting than a bathroom at a track meet.
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Matt Parker
@linesmanmp
25 Dec 2025
I love my wife dearly but if she ever whistles and a $75,000 GMC truck arrives as my present there are going to be words. #MerryChristmas
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