My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor
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Jun 3
Euroids will ragebait about not the US not having a real name and then be from a place called Eastern Realm
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11 Jun 2018
We're excited to announce our next chapter, The Elder Scrolls VI.
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Jun 12
People around you having a general disinterest in your life and inner world since you were 8 years old will have you posting on Twitter everyday for the rest of your life
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Jun 11
Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰
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I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable
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Jun 11
On Donald trumps life the Knicks not winning this game
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16 Jun 2014
Spurs are just a better basketball team
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Jun 10
Just what I want to worry about, that my stomach pain is giving me dementia
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Jun 9
The year is 2070. Margot Robbie is 80 years old. Tom Holland died 8 years ago. Jack Black is somehow still alive. Sydney Sweeney died from ODing on fentanyl-laced meth back in 2043. Walton Goggins. The last movie was made 15 years ago. There are no more actors.
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Jun 8
Body count is sexist, why should a woman be defined by how many people she's killed?
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Jun 8
Why do people who get zero interactions even bother tweeting
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Jun 8
Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye
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Jun 8
they tell you not to kill urself but don’t exactly give you reasons as to why not
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Jun 6
I wish there was a way to temporarily kill yourself
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