Joined July 2007
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8 Jan 2016
Chicago, RT this! If we hit 5k tweets by 1/10, we get 30% off weekday @Lyft rides until 2/5. #LyftChicago Terms Apply
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22 Aug 2015
This pup appreciates the LAST minute rebook at ORF Gate A8 (Dereje A 2 anon) that got me home tonight! @AmericanAir
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1 Dec 2014
Seriously, China, you're the worst. China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control gu.com/p/43yyc/stw

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BRIEF: Men run 540 miles to Ferguson to raise awareness bit.ly/1uy9xtG
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“Happiness consists in realizing it is all a great strange dream” -- Jack Kerouac
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3 Mar 2014
PricewaterhouseCoopers Intern Finally Finishes Licking Award Envelopes Shut #Oscars
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27 Jan 2014
Good. Pink is finally actually singing. Is she an acrobat or a singer? I'm confused 😕
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5 Jan 2014
There's a tv show dedicated to tree houses? WTF. #TreehouseMasters #whathewhat
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4 Dec 2013
Replying to @NotCommonFacts
@NotCommonFacts: People with weird personalities make the best friends.” Worrrrd! my friends are the weirdest but THE best ☺️ @kRae @ellecc
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30 Nov 2013
The awkward moment when you accidentally like/favorite something of a random person you're stalking 😣 #fml #oops #fatfuckingfingers
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31 Oct 2013
I've never been so happy for a month to end... #worstmonthever
7 Sep 2013
Overhead in Newport, "He fell for my pussy! Not yours!" Keeping it #classy, Kentucky.
27 Aug 2013
Drake's total disinterest in Miley's ridiculousness is pretty much the best part of the performance.
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17 Aug 2013
I think this means my über is here.. I think...
lis retweeted
Be who you want to be, not what others want to see
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16 Aug 2013
Replying to @I_amBUSSEY
@I_amBUSSEY: You have the power to make someone's day with a kind word. Gone 'head and be a day-maker today.” #wtym
9 Aug 2013
Replying to @__Sagittarius__
#truth RT @__Sagittarius__ Among the things a #Sagittarius fears, change is not among them. #Sagittarius live for change.
9 Aug 2013
Unsolicited horoscope in my inbox today: "...Mind your own business today. Perfect yourself." I'll work on perfection, you work on #MYOB
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9 Aug 2013
So many vapid convos while on public trans this week. Finally understand the perpetual ear bud thing. #stfu #idiots #nopatienceforignorance
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8 Aug 2013
Replying to @runnersworld
@runnersworld: Too little sleep may up your craving for midnight munchies: ow.ly/nIKGv so go to bed!” #StoryOfMyLife #GoodNight