tertium quid

Joined March 2018
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Babe wake up a new men can’t read just dropped
Babe wake up a new women can’t drive chart just dropped
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Incredibly insightful results from the sleep recording app I recently downloaded
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10 years ago my wife, the mum of our kids & the MP for Batley&Spen was killed by a far right extremist. At anniversaries I try to be optimistic about the future. But not this time. In the ten years since she was killed we have gone backwards & I fear our democracy is now at risk
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RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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And the good news is, the British Museum allows stealing!
FINALLY museums giving the people what they want: reproductions of the artifacts
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I smell lavender
Clavicular and Kai Trump are reportedly dating.
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Good movies to watch please
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I’m currently watching Chernobyl!
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Only just realising this is not a movie
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outsourcing motherhood to ChatGPT is crazy
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I went for comfort my mom chose violence 😭
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Feminism is when you cover your skin
Feminism is taking pictures of your boobs
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My yearbook quote feels relevant, now more than ever
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i love in the way only a girl who was ugly and neglected as a child can
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stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys
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I hate when people steal your mutuals like how do you know my hg from Pakistan
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Idk man
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nudes are overrated show me ur notes app
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If you're dating someone you're dating the universe too. You're dating their parents that made them anxiously avoidantly attached. You're dating the movie that taught them how to love. You're dating their exes that shaped them. You're dating the cumulative sum of all choices made through history. Love cannot be compartmentalised.
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We carry the flame
‘Obsession’ star Michael Johnston shares new photo.
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first day at my new digital marketing job completed. hope i didnt accidentally put the entire quarterly budget into the AI nigel farage ads
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if you hate your nose you hate your penis which means you feel powerless and if you’re a girl you hate your metaphysical penis which means you’re denying yourself power. Altering your nose through rhinoplasty is signalling to the world “I am a cuck, all the world is my bull”
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Oomf found a “horse therapist” who specializes in did and bpd for some reason I thought this meant the horses had did and bpd
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