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heartburn princess @litteralydevon

passionate about every single thing

Joined November 2012
  • Tweets 22,250
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  • Followers 417
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jbolina jolie@pastapilled
Jun 15
"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness
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Kenzie and Jen gravitating towards each other oh I’m sure… #loveislandusa
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ngl I like seeing the part when the love island contestants open their phone after being kicked off
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Desus MF Nice💯
@desusnice
Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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x__x@bpdsins
Jun 9
my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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josh@joshypooper
Jun 6
you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
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AnnabelleWilin@AnnabelleWilin
Jun 3
rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks
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RT @seiderstories: #GayTigs 3-0 in pride month
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Joshwelt
@weltszzn
Jun 2
I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now
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fluttershy@hwrtyed
Jun 2
yeah sex is great but have u ever cleaned ur room and then lit a candle
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🐌@russtrome
May 25
not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays
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wendell sandico@wendellsandico
May 25
there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJob
May 21
sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this
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Marie🧚
@glitchu__
May 19
why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.
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Luke ✢ 🍉@luvvluke4
May 18
let’s dry hump while making out for an hour and then you have to tell me everything you love about me in extreme detail
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau
May 12
Have never been afraid of pitbulls. They look like little cows to me
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Call me a detective the way I want his tip
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turbomander@turbomander
May 7
no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJob
May 6
scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation
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ྀི@hrtindica
May 2
i can’t wait to be married so my husband can fill up my water bottle before bed
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