triathlete, coach, skibum, coffee dependent, wine enthused, momma.

Joined December 2011
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Thank goodness every company everywhere is reminding us there’s still time for a gift card.
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Second year in a row we’ve gone to put up our Christmas lights from @CanadianTire and less than 1/4 still work. So, we buy more junk. My husband’s inner Clark Griswold dies a bit more each year. #theydontmakestuffliketheyusedto
Middle-aged members of the Commonwealth are living a new era. God save the king. 🤯
Lizzie Cullen retweeted
Play the long game: Don't worry about being great. Worry about being great at being consistent. Small steps taken regularly over time lead to big gains. It really is amazing how much people overestimate what they can do in a year and underestimate what they can do in a decade.
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My 9 year old saw a car covered in 🇨🇦flags today and said “ugh, protesters”. I urge you to hang a flag tomorrow and take back the 🍁We accomplish nothing without a united nation. #CanadaDay
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I’m often told “I’m lucky I have boys,” but try explaining to your young sons why women aren’t treated equally. They can’t understand it and they want to help change it. I hope they do for their cousins and their own daughters.
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My 5-year old: you know, dragon sounds like it’s spelt with a “j,” but it’s a “d.”
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Lizzie Cullen retweeted
Or my training almost haiku: Lots of easy Occasionally go hard, vary it up Very rarely, go see God.
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Hey @ClifBar any reason why I can’t find Shot Bloks in Canada? I’m so lost without them.
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This 2 week spring break is killing us. The kids are bored. I have work to do and all hell is breaking loose over here. So dumb.
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Lizzie Cullen retweeted
Is everyone who eats and drinks a nutrition expert? The Dunning Kruger effect. bit.ly/2Xtv7cT
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I have no idea what day it is.
I know we are all still mad at Alan Rickman, but I’m always far more frustrated that Laura Linney always answers that damn phone. #LoveActually
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Major life milestone: I increased the text size on my phone. #fabulous40
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Right here. This moment. This is why I don’t buy Halloween candy more than a day before Halloween. #willpowerlessons
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Not only does my husband make the kids lunches, he cuts the cucumber making chainsaw noises. I know you’re jealous.
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It’s been over 17 years since I attended school. I bought pens and a notebook today like it was some sort of zombie reaction to new stationary.
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Everyone will be racing in a codpiece this time next year. #Tokyo2020