your honor i am just chillin
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3 Feb 2025
just going to put all my dabbling on synths in one thread
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getting completely naked at the eye doctor
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Any time I see the phrase βenfant terribleβ I always mentally translate it as βterrible babyβ
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they will crucify me for this but itβs not just straight men either sadly. i know quite a few queer women who heap scorn on that desire to a level most straight guys lack the language to achieve
I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing.
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iβll just come find you anyways
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kinda perfect visual metaphor for this entire βmovementβ. eat-the-poor dudes who have never worked a day in their life. alpha dudes who are desperate for any attn. strong-men-create-good-times dudes who canβt bench
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That small boy in the 90s built a robot in th3 desert and made him gay. What that means, we'll never know
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getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name
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have sent this to so many people over the past decade, often as justification for why iβm still on twitter lol
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my one and only encounter with john waters when i lived in bmore was like 11am on a sunday in mt vernon. he was wearing a disheveled un-buttoned/belted tux looking like some wooster-esque wastrel post-24hr debauch
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John Watersβ no-smoking PSA made for the Landmark Nuart Theatre in Los Angeles during its run of βPink Flamingosβ (1981)
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he had a pocket size flip-notebook out with a pen and was staring up at the building tops or sky perhaps while winding through the sidewalk. he passed my friend and i, silent as though observing a woodland creature and we were like βyep thatβs john watersβ. i love him
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future too predictable
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itβs been like 16y and yet i can still promise you there absolutely are not lol
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like be so real that is the only type of ppl you wanna fuck you are in a prison of your own making brother
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