software engineer // typescript evangelist // aspiring crossword constructor // unapologetic sports fanatic // i dress like a much taller woman
Joined January 2018
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18 Oct 2018
I want to be “only eats heirloom vegetables” rich.
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9 Feb 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this but base salary != salary cap.
28 Jun 2021
Tell me you’re a front end engineer without telling me you’re a front end engineer.
26 Mar 2021
If you don’t come out of a design review with 50 tiny css adjustments to make, did you even really have the meeting?
11 Oct 2020
Jack White still looks like a 90s Johnny Depp character and still shreds the hell out of “Ball and Biscuit” #SNL
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30 Sep 2020
My kink is cable news fact checkers denouncing segregationist housing policies.
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21 Sep 2020
Something about this Walgreen’s “must wear a mask” announcement being immediately followed by “Right Back Where We Started From” is really making me laugh.
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21 Sep 2020
One last Emmy tweet: cannot wait until emmys 2022 when people finally appreciate “The Righteous Gemstones” as much as I do
21 Sep 2020
Also, Zendaya and I have the same birthday (minus seven years) so it’s basically like I also won an Emmy.
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21 Sep 2020
I know the Emmys are useless and irrelevant but I’ve never been as happy for anyone to win an award as I am for Jeremy Strong tonight. L to tha OG forever.
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8 May 2020
“my wrists are jUsT sOoOoOoOoOoOo tInY” is probably my favorite ridiculous internet brag
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8 May 2020
“*cute pout* i’m so quirky and weird! but also thin. so delicate. basically bird bones. i wear rings as bracelets! i can barely lift my phone! but in, like, a hot way.”
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9 Apr 2020
there is no drug on earth that can compete with the rush of getting an amazon fresh delivery window
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26 Mar 2020
if anyone is looking for good wfh music, may i suggest my old standbys of radiohead concert recordings and/or movie scores from the mid 20th century
23 Mar 2020
23 Mar 2020
Hey everyone,
Today’s set will be culled exclusively from 1997-2001. Please send in any and all requests from;
- You Can Play These Songs With Chords
- Something About Airplanes
- All Time Quarterback
- We Have the Facts…
- The Forbidden Love e.p.
- The Photo Album
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27 Feb 2020
Thursday’s NYT crossword is their best puzzle in ages. Highly recommend. (Spoilers in the link) nytimes.com/2020/02/26/cross…