i play with bacteria at michigan state for fun and for profit 🍒🍓🍉🍎

Joined November 2014
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Alright the discourse on this stupid broken app has officially broken me. GOODBYE (FOR NOW)
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Bra discourse on this app makes me feel like I’m on a different planet — don’t your guys’s yitties hurt when they’re flying footloose and fancy-free??
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im so bad at replying to texts but i think of my friends 24/7 even when doing the most random little daily actions
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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One of my favorite things about the finale, which is sure to piss off the brilliant minds of pitt twt, is how not a single conflict got a clear resolution.
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ACAB includes this cat
"Today, our neighborhood was on lockdown. SWAT teams were everywhere, snipers lying in the snow, and the whole place was completely silent. Then, out of nowhere, our cat Hector casually walks in. Curious about absolutely everything, Hector hops right onto a sniper's back, trying to figure out what is going on. honestly can't tell if he's incredibly brave... or if he simply doesn't care about our human nonsense at all."
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**The video depicts an AI-generated scene, not a real event from the author's neighborhood.** Identical versions are labeled as AI-created for entertainment. facebook.com/animal.soul.si… youtube.com/shorts/eR4lxak… instagram.com/p/DNagScZM_J7/
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My impression of Da Pitt (which i started last week) is that it is very watchable and the characters are great, but the dialogue is written with all the subtlety of a thousand hammers
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Parody is indistinguishable from real life these days because i thought a gay person made this
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Spring scenes
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RT @adatarg: i supported chappell even when i thought she bullied some little kid unprovoked
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These are some of the saddest people I’ve ever seen. Not a single spark of light in the eyes among them damn 😭
Every person facing the camera in this photo (apart from Stella O’Malley and HHS Assistant Secretary Admiral Brian Christine) is a detransitioner
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If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming
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Every time I go on this app I think “What am I doing on this app?”
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The best part of this episode is how visibly down bad Kirk is for actual president Abraham Lincoln the whole time
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Best show of all time
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This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine
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Pretty easy to understand why JD Vance’s mother hated him so much
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William Shatner genuinely fascinates me. I want to study his brain
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He’s also almost womanized in the sense that so many men online seem completely oblivious to him being funny
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Oh my god do not put honey on your staph infection. Staph eats sugar. You literally fed your staph infection
If you get staph or ringworm from fighting, as always in life, you need to act fast. I learned that the hard way. Over 2 years ago, I got Staph (Staphylococcus), a common skin infection among fighters that can cause serious damage, killing over 1.1 million people yearly around the world. And I did everything wrong. I did nothing at first, then just used raw honey on it for a few weeks after it started looking disgusting. It eventually worked, but only because my immune system is insane. Otherwise, it could have fucked me up way more. So always watch out and act fast. On Ringworm I would do: • Tea tree oil • Methylene Blue • Red light therapy • Pressed garlic clove On Staph I recommend: • Methylene Blue • Red light therapy • Pressed garlic clove After a week, it should be nearly gone. If not, go to the doctor.
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Staphylococcus may start relatively harmless, but prolonged infection could cause serious internal infections. One should seek professional medical help, which may include antibiotics, which have been studied thoroughly for many years. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disease… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK53971…
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