Former head TO of Utah Smash, head of Strategy @lankinggaming and @cometocrown. Data scientist, singer, and dad! Retired Bowser main, TFT player. He/him

Joined April 2012
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Just had "imo" change to "I am a hoe" in voice to text
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Hey @DeivVGC been working on a variation of your Scovillain team for the grand challenge (great job btw), would you be able to DM me so I could ask a couple questions about spreads please?
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Idk what my Twitter feed is that I got this on it, but I don't talk too much about my mission and as a parent idk if I'd let my children go. The whole two years is basically just a superfluous 'trial' so that you Stockholm Syndrome yourself into not leaving the church
Imagine if every 18-year-old spent two years doing this: – Quit video games – Wake up at 6:30 AM – Talk to strangers daily – Study Jesus daily – Pray multiple times a day – Serve others regularly – Lead teams The Latter-day Saint missionary experience is transformative.
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I do want to say that I still attend church on Sundays, I'm not just dunking on the church here for fun. I think that the values taught there are good for my kids, barring the anti LGBTQ values and dogged loyalty to a bunch of old people. Missions are a radicalization tactic
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*a tactic to get you to throw good money after bad
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My Husband’s Not Gay! 🏀😤
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50 likes and I will bring my children's-sized trampoline to the next LAN King and raffle it off (illegally of course)
Start.gg/lkweekly plenty of illegal giveaways 0 trampolines
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Bump. Vote. Don't be a bitch
Utah voters: if you still plan to mail your ballot in, it must be postmarked TODAY, Monday the 4th, for it to be counted. If possible, use an elections drop box instead, or vote in person. If you must mail it, try to get to a post office and have the clerk postmark it.
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Gotta give Justin credit, it takes guts to take a fight that you canonically lose
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IF YOU LIVE IN UTAH, VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TODAY AT 5PM! Register here so you can vote in the presidential, gubernatorial, and local elections! Don't be a doomer. secure.utah.gov/voterreg/log…

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If your address on your driver's license is different than your current address, you can also digitally change your address and then register to vote. If you need help getting registered, tag me here and I can help.
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If you're a college/HS student, pull up to LAN King at 7pm for a free-to-enter bracket! See you there! start.gg/lksummer10

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I'm off the panel now, so I can speak on this. TL/DR: I don't understand what everyone's fixation is on knowing what punishment is being meted out, that is none of your business. Also: Big Black put out a Code of Conduct doc 4 months ago that no one engaged with. Start there.
TL;DR The Utah Safety Panel still needs to do better when communicating to the community. When there are public incidents within the community there needs to be public statements regarding those incidents. @Utah_Smash I know you guys are just the PR panel and not actually the safety panel but sadly the safety panel doesn't have a properly laid out channel to communicate with them so I am addressing this to the PR panel. It has been two months since the reformation of the Safety Panel, a reformation made in part because of the short comings in terms of communication with the Utah Smash Community. There were three separate public incidents in the community that were never publicly addressed. Instead the community has tons of hearsay and gossip about what repercussions were given out to ChillArmy, JoltSmash, Eto, and Dreamlander. One of the most important jobs of the Safety Council is to have the trust of the community but in the 4 years I have been in the community they have never had it. In fact most of the time people didn't even know we had a safety panel. This is a gross negligence of the position that is held and there needs to be a public format for the safety council to easily engage with public matters within the community as well as a clear access to private communications allowing for reports. There also needs to be a proper code of conduct for the community. If this is something that seems like too much work for you as a council, I understand you have your own busy lives, I would be glad to write a modified version of other communities codes of conducts also with you and the PR panel going over it to make sure it fits your wishes. I ask again for the third or fourth time this year alone for proper reforms to be made, that the members of the Safety Panel treat their position and responsibility with the respect, integrity, accountability, reverence, and diligence it deserves instead of just allowing these issues to be whispering confused gossip. Thank you for reading this and I hope that this doesn't fall on deaf ears.
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We're taking this week off from our HS/College Summer of Smash Monday night tournament, but we'll be back next week! See you then.
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There's something wildly condescending about your own legislature calling for a voter referendum to change the Constitution in order to limit what voters can vote on in the future. Guess who's pushing this? If you guessed the party of small government, of course it fucking is.
#BREAKING: There are some serious talks happening on Utah's Capitol Hill about a special session over the Utah Supreme Court ruling on voter-led ballot measures. They center around whether to put a constitutional amendment on the ballot in November. ksltv.com/672079/utah-legisl…
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If you couldn't clear house at Supernova, maybe you can at the HS/college tournament tonight. Guaranteed to place higher than RiskTKR start.gg/lksummer9
Utah Smash cleared house at Supernova this year
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Registration is open for #psu24 Nov 2, 3 in Salt Lake City, Utah. - $1000.00 Guaranteed Prize Pool for Strive, SF6 and Tekken 8. - All games run on PC - GBVSR, UNI2 and Skullgirls side brackets. We can't wait for you to meet the Utah FGC. Sign up now: link in Replies ⬇️⬇️
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x.com/Parzival_jay/status/18… Me when I find out the sushi restaurant is all you can eat

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HS/College Smash Tournament tonight at 7! start.gg/lksummer8

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Join us for our first step into regionals with @Spacestation and @LANKingGaming Nov. 2 and 3 in SLC, Utah for Guilty Gear Strive, SF6, Tekken 8, Skull Girls, Uni 2 and GBVSR. Registration launching soon. Tell your friends.
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HS/College Smash Tournament night at 7! Alongside normal prizing, one entrant will receive a free 0-2 Series LK Apparel shirt! See you tonight! start.gg/lksummer7
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