twenty // carleton u // fool me once, strike one. fool me twice... strike three.
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20 Oct 2018
me: wow. what a beautiful flight. i love being on planes
my intrusive thoughts: break the window and crawl onto the wing
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14 Oct 2018
when a hella rude customer says "can't you just check on the computer" and you want to say no but people are watching
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9 Oct 2018
the fire alarm just went off in this building on campus and no one moved. alexa, play i love college by asher roth
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1 Oct 2018
paid my rent so don’t ask me to go out because i’m in the crib getting my moneys worth.
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2 Oct 2018
i'm starting a kickstarter to put down every person who talks loudly on public buses
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1 Oct 2018
when i have a child, if it is not a libra i am returning it for a refund
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1 Oct 2018
i've absolutely got the most supportive man, family and friends. i'm so unbelievably grateful i love all of you bitches
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1 Oct 2018
yes the rumours are true, i am a bad bitch who got accepted to law school today
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28 Sep 2018
good evening and a big fuck you to anyone who doesn't believe survivors of sexual assault
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27 Sep 2018
its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar
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28 Sep 2018
i had an interview for a sales job today and i got it. this is what watching all 9 seasons of the office 15 times has been preparing me for.
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27 Sep 2018
when your prof says "good question" even tho it was clearly not a good question
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26 Sep 2018
does eating kraft dinner before going to the gym count as carb loading
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27 Sep 2018
after an empirical study i can confidently report that eating one (1) whole box of kraft dinner before going to the gym is a bad horrible terrible idea
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26 Sep 2018
i told my man i was excited to make pesto chicken tonight and he said "i don't understand why everyone goes crazy over pesto" and now i don't want to talk to him for the rest of the day
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25 Sep 2018
at least new brunswickers can take comfort in knowing that no matter who wins our elections, irving will always truly be running the show :-) #NBVotes
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23 Sep 2018
today my look was styled by: my diminishing will to perform the tasks expected of me like living and being a part of the capitalist labour force
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19 Sep 2018
i wonder what kind of evil crime i committed in my past life to have been cursed in this life with an attraction to men
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