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Joined October 2009
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Jan 17
I’m eating waffles on a Friday night with cab sav coke. I forgot my water bottle at the climbing gym and I finally admitted to myself I have a penchant for self sabotage.
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26 Sep 2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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19 Dec 2024
Calling a CEO an “innocent figurehead” is crazzyyy lmaoo
18 Dec 2024
Yeah painstakingly assassinating an innocent figurehead in order to foment political discord is quite literally terrorism
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A lot of people have taken pot shots at this but I want to go into a little more in-depth, because I think it's important to understand what people like Mira just do not get. Let's talk about writing, esp. game writing.
Everyone thinks they can write.
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20 Jun 2024
OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"
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15 May 2024
HELPPPP THIS IS SO FUNNY
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6 Jan 2024
Concept art by Ralph McQuarrie for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 1977.
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12 Jul 2023
This is the dream. I only want two teeth
12 Jul 2023
Monodontia, commonly known as "Tombstone teeth", is a rare condition where adult teeth start growing, fusing into a single block. Growth of the tooth may continue, requiring constant filing. No cure exists apart from complete excision of the dental arch.
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3 Jun 2023
So everyone’s going along with Deborah’s bringing fish curry into the office for lunch but when I bring a pre-made bowl of lucky charms cereal with almond milk it’s seen as “odd” and “deeply concerning” ???
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26 Apr 2023
I just found out one of my coworkers is a phishhead and now everything makes sense
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12 Apr 2023
Sometime I just sit back and am amazed that I know how to spell words…
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12 Apr 2023
like I’m just typing sentences that mean things. that’s crazy
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11 Apr 2023
I just realized I have unironically become the annoying old guy that sends a ticket to IT every single day…
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9 Apr 2023
huddled up inside watching Rabbits by David Lynch on repeat today. yes sir yes sir
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22 Mar 2023
Update. I’m not moving to Greenville and I’m not going back to school fulltime. lol
5 Nov 2022
Told my boss I was quitting so I could go back to school full time for the spring semester. He offered me a promotion/raise just so I would wait to leave until next fall… so I guess I won’t be moving to Greenville until next august?? The future is terrifying but I think I’m ok..
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13 Dec 2022
sorta spiraling at the amount of hours ive watched this year but much luv to these four. <3
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