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nobody wants to talk about the fact that this is a mathematical issue more than anything else
Jun 14
Is it too much to ask one publicly bisexual celebrity to ever date a woman publicly? Not disputing that bisexuality is real it just seems kinda of crazily skewed statistically that almost every public facing woman happens to only ever date men…
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wow.... is this real??
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a lot of you guys are being kind of performatively mean about Oliver Tree
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I mean you can think the music sucks sure but nobody cares right now
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I don't have enough general knowledge to complete a crossword puzzle
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"Practicing gratitude" to help with anxiety sounds like victim-blamey bullshit until you realize it literally just means "think about good things", which sometimes you forget you can do
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enough time has passed that i can safely say when this went viral people made it an alcohol vs non-alcohol thing. it's time for me to speak my truth. it had vodka in it
ordered a melon soda float when everyone else got a beer and i feel like that dog with the propellor hat and big lollipop
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Jun 12
Knicks fans were celebrating and threw this cone perfectly on someone’s head
This clip is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣
(via @sidetalknyc)
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Jun 14
this song changed the trajectory of my life after high school. I love you so much. RIP
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thank you for getting me through being 14 oliver tree ❤️
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this does not work if you are black
Jun 14
I just learned that if you are neurodivergent the best way to get respect out of neurotypicals is by being aggressive and mean because they perceive those type of people as high value & kindness as low value. Where as neurodivergent ppl view kindness and empathy as high value and aggression as low value.
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my aunt think she funny naming my three cousins names that start with k
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if you give a mouse a gun retweeted
Jun 14
男子展示自己养的小狗
以为是玩具没想到是真的小狗，太可爱了
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do something ever happen to you and you're suddenly aware that you're going to be a little bitch about it
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Jun 12
Ain’t no way this the heat we used to go outside and play in as kids
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