stop fighting it. youβre cooked completely. just let your brain melt on weed and alcohol and psychedelics as you goon your life away to brats and bbc. embrace your life as a sexual failure pornosexual gooner.
If you ever get a GF, remember to quickly bring up the idea of using a dildo that's bigger than you and a vibrator on her while you two watch porn together. Why? No reason. Just a healthy couple bonding exercise π€
When she ties you up and says "I'm finally giving you a chance to fuck me. Just prove to me you're not a loser. I'm gonna start counting. If you get hard during my counting, I'll cage you up for that many days. Good luck. I'm taking a cock tomorrow no matter what happens btw" π
The way they have you begging to uncage so you can finally know how stroking to their vids feels like. Maybe if you're a good enough cuck for them... π€
When she "accidentally" calls you cuckie in front of all your friends and your friends start to get really bold flirting with your girl in front of you π«
bro itβs totally normal to crave the feeling of finally admitting to your friends you want them to also treat you like a loser but you know once that happens, youβre never going back and the only option for you is to dive deeper into being a loser for them going forward πβ€οΈ