Speedist. Petromasculine. Breatharian. Sufficientarianist. Vegan radius disrespecter.
Joined June 2019
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26 Mar 2021
Them: "Why don't you trust the government?"
Me:
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14 Sep 2025
Take this AI boomerslop to Facebook, where it belongs.
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14 Sep 2025
"Punch Nazis", except "punch" stands for lethal violence, and "Nazis" are anyone they disagree with.
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10 Sep 2025
What in the actual fuck?
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsβ¦
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10 Sep 2025
Whatever you do, don't search "Charlie Kirk close up" unless you grew up with late 90s/early 2000s internet gore videos.
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8 Sep 2025
My most un-libertarian take is that repeat violent offenders are broken people who are a risk to everyone around them and should be summarily executed. This guy shouldn't have been alive to murder this woman.
We put down bitey pitbulls, we should do the same to stabby humans.
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2 Sep 2025
"Just give people homes" is such a wild statement to me, yet it makes perfect sense to a socialist. Our brains just work so differently.
1 Sep 2025
Holy fucking shit just give people homes.
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1 Sep 2025
I almost spit out my coffee.
31 Aug 2025
βI was sexually abused as a childβ
βYou must have been an attractive young gentlemanβ
Thatβs gotta be the craziest pivot ever - why on EARTH would bro say that πππ
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29 Aug 2025
Billy Shakespeare himself could not have written a better tweet.
Olivia Julianna, a social media heavyweight for the DNC, is facing backlash after reports that Sixteen Thirty Fund was dishing out $8,000 a month to feed her a menu of talking points.
She was brought on to give the Democratic Party some extra heft with younger voters.
Follow: @AFpost
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27 Aug 2025
Real question, is Charlie Kirk's face getting smaller or is his head becoming larger? This is reaching uncanny valley proportions.
26 Aug 2025
MAGA host Charlie Kirk weighs in on the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce: "Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge."
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27 Aug 2025
I can't tell photoshop from reality anymore.
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27 Aug 2025
It's not flawless but a good rule of thumb.
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25 Aug 2025
Yes, something that you buy is really your property. That's how property works.
25 Aug 2025
Is the American flag really your property? No one can own the flag because it represents the nation. If you choose to burn it you must hate the USA and are practically a traitor.
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25 Aug 2025
Tell me you don't know what rights are without telling me.
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25 Aug 2025
She replied and blocked like a coward, but I'll reply here: we should be free to burn our own property.
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25 Aug 2025
The most libertarianβ’ president in the history of humanity.
25 Aug 2025
TRUMP SIGNS ACTION TO INVESTIGATE, PROSECUTE FLAG BURNING
TRUMP: βIF YOU BURN A FLAG, YOU GET ONE YEAR IN JAIL β NO EARLY EXITS, NO NOTHING.β
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25 Aug 2025
I like how you people are posting this as a flex. Fuck free speech, I guess.
25 Aug 2025
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βIf you burn an American flag, you get 1 year in jail.β
Community note
The Supreme Court case Texas v. Johnson establishes that burning the American flag is protected speech under the 1st amendment.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._β¦
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24 Aug 2025
Being a man who is unable to put up 135 should automatically disqualify you from running for public office.
24 Aug 2025
Zohran Mamdani fails at bench press while trying to show-off at Menβs Day in Brooklyn trib.al/mMWTbF3
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23 Aug 2025
A bunch of attractive chicks from different races dancing in an ad isn't "woke". You're bastardizing the term.
23 Aug 2025
GAP released an ad in retaliation to Sydney Sweeneyβs American Eagle adβ¦but nobody even noticed.
Because it looks like EVERY single woke garbage ad weβve been seeing for the last 4 years.. ππ
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