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rat boy retweeted
cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
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Jun 8
once again i do not like how yβall talk about women on this app
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Jun 7
Thanking the police πππ
Jun 6
We would again like to thank the Delhi Police for extending all possible cooperation for this democratic protest! They quickly detained anti-social elements. They ensured things went smoothly. βπ»
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Bangalore people: "Hey so there's no direct connection to my place, just take an Ola/Uber, it'll be the easiest way"
Mumbai people: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF A MOTHERFKING TRAIN BABY?????? IT COSTS βΉ10 TO GET HERE!! IF YOU TAKE A CAB TO MEET ME, I'LL KILL MYSELF AND HAUNT YOU FOREVER"
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rat boy retweeted
Pouring a beer is such an easily replaceable job that I think there might be *another* reason why bartenders haven't been replaced since over a century ago
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May 5
miss my friends so much we facetimed just to smoke a cigarette together
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inka sahi hai, na dimag na tension
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Apr 30
I eat all my cigarette butts. If I save up a handful I can fill a peanut butter sandwich.
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Apr 29
stream of consciousness? well first of all this is a scream of consciousness so jot that down
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Apr 27
first in my bloodline to share my lactose free milk w a cat BCS UNLIKE MOST OF U IK THAT THEY R LACTOSE INTOLERANT
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Apr 24
this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy
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Apr 23
Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back
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Apr 24
crazy how far you can walk when youβre going insane
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Apr 25
this should be added to the holy trinity
Apr 24
βI donβt remember my childhood.β Lemme guess, you have allergies you poop weird you sleep weird you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly youβre weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do youβre often sad/nervous?
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Apr 24
RT @peepeepoopoo241: i had misal pav for the first time and it's some of the worst slop i've ever had!!!!!
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Apr 23
an awkward hair length detaches you from your ego and brings you closer to god
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Apr 24
things to do in chennai for people who are in the city for a very short time for work???
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