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28 Nov 2019
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zach retweeted
Did you know❓ The Bank of England froze $2bn of Venezuelan gold to support the US effort to oust Nicolas Maduro. The UK government has been supporting regime change efforts in Venezuela for years👇 declassifieduk.org/why-is-ve…
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Britain now "recognises" Palestine It's theatre. Starmer is still sending a spy plane over Gaza every day to collect intelligence for the Israeli military in real-time This is the Beechcraft King Air 350—leased from a US company—at RAF Akrotiri on Cyprus at 11.19pm last night
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Only the Socialist Worker publicised the new 'D-Notice' about the SAS in Gaza. The Guardian's deputy editor sat on D-Notice Committee alongside UK officials from 2014-18. When he left, he was praised for "re-establishing links" between UK security services and the Guardian.👇
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zach retweeted
18 Oct 2023
Beard in the car twitter might be bottom 5 on this app
18 Oct 2023
Please dont send me pics daily. Especially if I already fucked. The excitement is gone.
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zach retweeted
Excerpts from a letter to me: I was reading your book yesterday at the beach, when some guys …asked me about the book …so I told them that I had a great deal of respect for the author… Without warning, I was slugged and punched in the face.
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the glowing man
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ALT Laugh Alana Kane GIF

zach retweeted
Me complemtning a girl: damn ur really hot in this pic Her: thats when i was a huge alcoholic and had an eating disorder. Thanks tho Me: ur welcome.
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23 Sep 2021
zach retweeted
At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
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14 Sep 2021
I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
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this could be anybody
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2 Sep 2021
morning drinks with the big homie @JamieQ95 👍🏻
zach retweeted
28 Aug 2021
Replying to @FilmUpdates
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14 Aug 2021
Worst tweet of all time
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11 Jul 2021
I’ll never forgive that waistcoat wearing nonce
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