Professional Retard.

Joined July 2024
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
7 years of bad luck???
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Replying to @tulpapilled
Jesus Christ
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Replying to @FernBallew
*a 10-year old kid in 2025* Oh sweet! I can play as Steve Caballero!!
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Did I get hammered and spend $75 on a Get Up Kids skateboard at a concert tonight? Yes, yes I did.
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Is it my proudest moment? Yes it is.
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
beautiful day out today
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You ever try to Shazam a song that rules and it doesn’t fucking work? Such a bummer.
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New setup with the cats wish me luck fam
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
decided to go get a haircut after the gym today. you bitches are going to regret calling me ugly.
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
30 Jan 2025
Tech guyyyyy
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
ok
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Replying to @BeardsonBeardly
you should absolutely not be drawing attention to yourself like this...
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
maam why does it look like your nose is throwing it back on me
26 Jan 2025
Replying to @BeardsonBeardly
Walmart Oompa Loompa
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
are YOU fr?
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yeah you go to church a lot?
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
not from you
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maam those arent “tiddies” theyre fat rolls
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these women are delusional
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Replying to @BeardsonBeardly
You probably still live with yo mama, get the f**k outta here. She’s gorgeous
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Loolayloolayloo retweeted
maam you look like you work at the DMV
What makes you think anyone would answer his call? Do you see him?
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Are YOUUUUU fr rn????
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