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.@lorelixenberg

15 Nov 2019

Tweed vagina

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.@lorelixenberg

Mar 14

It's international Pi day

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.@lorelixenberg

27 May 2025

My profoundest regret is becoming a musician, especially a singer. If I had known what the scene was to become I would most certainly have chosen something entirely different. Earth Sciences for instance🙂

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.@lorelixenberg

21 May 2025

UTTAPAM!!! How is it that I only just learnt to make it?😋💨

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.@lorelixenberg

20 May 2025

At the moment, morning, noon and night, mainly due to financial constraints, I eat mainly pulses and I must say its been utterly delicious, I've tried many new recipes from around the world. The added benefit is that I've also learnt how to fly! Isn't life wonderful.

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.@lorelixenberg

11 May 2025

Still life with sequins and cake

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.@lorelixenberg

11 May 2025

Maybe he should consider actually using the skincare sets😬 theguardian.com/politics/202…

House of Commons speaker has kept almost 300 gifts over past four years

Lindsay Hoyle’s freebies include champagne, whisky, food hampers, skincare sets and presents for his pets

theguardian.com

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.@lorelixenberg

6 May 2025

I have a love/hate relationship with sequins.

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.@lorelixenberg

1 May 2025

The wisteria is very Deleuzian this year😌

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.@lorelixenberg

1 May 2025

Th Fartwalk. It may sound silly, but physicians say farting on the street following a meal can help to improve long-term health. “Crop dusting” the patio, avenue or boardwalk can improve intestinal function

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.@lorelixenberg

27 Apr 2025

I'm not a pioneer, I'm just a pie

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.@lorelixenberg

24 Apr 2025

🙌🙌 facebook.com/share/r/19g3kNG…

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.@lorelixenberg

18 Apr 2025

I know twitter is owned by a maniacal oligarch digital Dr.No, but I just dont get on with 'threads at all. The main problem is that it reminds me of a catastrophic movie of the same name.