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4 Apr 2023
I had a craving for salad last night and now I think I need a Life Call device.
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4 Apr 2023
Can some widower sugar daddy buy me a blue check mark? WHERE ARE YOU NOW, CATFISH?
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4 Apr 2023
Thrice yesterday, my Cat George & I both thought the kettle whistling was in fact a posse of songbirds. We were both very confused. Thrice. Dim & Dimmer over here.
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28 Mar 2023
James & the Giant Peach still holds up after 52 years. I’m 57. My peaches did not. Shut up. 🍑 @RoaldDahlFans
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26 Mar 2023
I like good meds & I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When a nurse walks in with a little paper cup & some round things for your tongue, you get SPRUNG.
Er somethin. Take yer meds.
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24 Mar 2023
Nip slips are fine but what about a lip slip? Dang. Way too early to be this blue. Heh.
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23 Mar 2023
Don’t ask me how I know but it’s well within the bylaws to play Darling Nikki by Prince at a seniors complex.
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21 Mar 2023
I think Tweets that get no likes have a secret introvert club & are simply delighted! Sssshhhhh.
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18 Mar 2023
But what if I really just need an uncle psychotic? - my brain being its best self
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17 Mar 2023
It’s difficult for me to like women named Barb because they often live up to their name & are pointy and sharp. No offense to soft cozy Barbs. Or Babs. Or Barbaras. Or Babars.
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17 Mar 2023
I just saw an alarming photo of a dress and said "Omg, that just Stephen King'd me!" I love @StephenKing & have since 1978 in case he wants to have me over for a BBQ.
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️ retweeted
16 Mar 2023
Announcing our gala lineup today! Starting with All the Feels presented by @LiquorMarts hosted by Amanda Cordner with performances by @byjacobsamuel, @petejohansson, Mikey Dubs, @KeeshaBrownie, Tracey Hamilton, and @lorigibbs. Join us Thursday May 4th at 7:30pm. Tickets on now!
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15 Mar 2023
I attended a karaoke contest and as I departed, a busker played Last Dance With Mary Jane on the guitar for me and we sang to beat the band. That's a fine night. @tompetty
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15 Mar 2023
I figured out how to use Alexa at the beauty parlour & I'm not certain the clientele expected Highway to Hell blaring from the massage room. Heh. 🤘
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️ retweeted
26 Feb 2023
Is it better to give or receive compliments? @lorigibbs ac-claims it's better to give!
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