Dad, husband, and petroleum engineer. Any views expressed are my own.

Joined September 2016
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Midland folks. What is the uber situation like around midnight? My parents are flying in tonight and I don’t want to stay up to pick them up. Lmao
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Regret not buying 5 shares of spcx today at open. Rip
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Another day, and another tank battery fire?
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Can’t stop thinking about how gross it would be to eat that much lettuce without any dressing
Can you believe it? 1,500 calories can look completely different.
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This hurts
Wilds Unknown Buzz Lightyear Iconic Update The 1 and only Buzz Iconic BGS Black Label has now been listed on eBay for $130k (or best offer) How much do you think this will sell for?
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Just paid $2500 for a new water heater. Wish @Superheat_xyz had started selling theirs already.
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Anthony retweeted
They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲🇽

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Active shooter in midland? Stay safe yall
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Replying to @iam_smx
*trillioniare
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Places like this make me want to move my family to Italy. It’s so beautiful.
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Six apartments, a pool, and 15 acres of Tuscan countryside, in San Gimignano. The whole estate is on the market for €1.3M ($1.5M). It's a 367m² (~3,950 sq ft) farmhouse split into six self-contained apartments, with 8 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms between them, a 16x8m pool, and parking for ten cars. I think everyone knows by now that San Gimignano is one of the most visited places in all of Tuscany. The estate is about 0.6 miles (1 km) from the historic centre, with Florence 37 miles (60 km) north and Siena around 25 miles (40 km) away. Each apartment has its own entrance, kitchen and terrace, and it's running as a holiday rental at the moment. I actually sent this to a client the other day, but he's after something bigger. For the right person, though, it's a nice chunk of Tuscany for the money, and a business that's already running. Would you run it as rentals, or turn it back into one big home?
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Using a jack to lift my golf cart so I can take the tire off. Can’t stop thinking about and laughing at one of my first times in the field at chevron when I had a flat in the middle of nowhere. By sheer luck, one of my pumpers drove by.
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Then he helped coordinate getting a jack from another area (1 hour away) brought to us. He then proceeded to show me how to change a tire. Very humbling moment. Took him to lunch. He still reminds me to this day about how he saved my ass.
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Got this golden doodle because my wife wanted a dog that doesn’t shed. But now I have a dog that I need to brush daily and pay $150-250 a month for grooming. Fml.
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Someone bought all 48 World Cup winners on Polymarket Entry: 1.7c per share, up to $5k per country Already locked in $300k profit from Spain, France, and Brazil alone Either genius or insanity. Maybe both
THIS IS INSANE: one account placed bets on 47 out of 48 countries to win the 2026 World Cup sizes ranged from $500 to $26k per country entries were taken at extremely low odds (0.4c-3.4c) potential payout: hundreds of thousands smart play or madness?
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Not a rancher/cowboy but that episode of Dutton Ranch was crazy. How much was that herd of cows worth?
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Got a @coschoolofmines intern in the office this summer. Hell yeah go orediggers
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Pro tip for future and new parents. Buy emesis puke bags and keep a bunch in your car. Saved my ass this morning.
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Twin B puked several times this morning. Meanwhile Twin A is perfectly fine. Exact same thing happened last week but the roles were flipped. #Twindad
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Watched a contract go from 5.6 to almost 150. Would have been a $560 to $15000 trade,
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Empty at the rock hounds game tonight. Thanks @verizon
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