SQL DBA. Always learning and perfecting my craft.

Joined October 2008
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Spent a day and a half, but I finally got databricks reading kusto data. Had to recompile java libraries because of dependency hell. Now, on to databricks for ELT.
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Come join Joseph Widen and myself as we dive into Scalable Data Engineering Pipelines with #DeltaLake cc @DeltaLakeOSS lnkd.in/gwUWPU6

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Officially a Microsoft employee in Redmond. This will definitely be an adventure.
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This just helped out with a silly email formatting issue. litmus.com/blog/update-banni… (just in case I need to find this again)

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If you want to come work at Six Flags overseeing IT at 23 parks, please apply here: sixflagsjobs.com/job/grand-p…

Forgot to ask for a *Cherry* Limeade and instead just got a Limeade. blegh.
Anyone if DFW in need of an accountant? Have a friend looking for a new job.
After an office discussion, we now need to see Rabbit of Seville with @SirPatStew as Elmer Fudd and @johndelancie as Bugs.
CREATE OR ALTER PROCEDURE does not trigger a replication update but ALTER PROCEDURE does? #sqlhelp #SQLServer2016 #SP1
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Upgraded SEP... bricked laptop. Not how I expected Tuesday to go.
Rigging tech together for #ntssug so we can watch some #MSDataAmp
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We have an opening for a #microstrategy developer. sixflagsjobs.com/job/grand-p…

Just created an Alexa app. Little annoying to get the initial setup done, but so far it is working as expected.
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Development got a new room today with motorized standing desks. Fancy, but little privacy.
Watching Dr Strange in a near empty theater. Only one other person.